Ever hear of the Jelly Bean theory? Every time you get lucky before you get married. You put a Jelly Bean in a jar. Then when you get married. You take a Jelly Bean out of the jar every time you get lucky. That jar will never,ever be empty.
Damn you're one ugly mother fucker!!! Just kidding man! Pre Congrats on the shit. I'm 24 and right now I don't think ill ever get married. Been in enough relationships to know what I want... Which is just use women for sex and then get them to leave. Fuck buddies FTW!
My woman is Amazing, She not only supports my love of cars, but lives and loves it with me. She's given me a beautiful daughter, and is truly my best friend. She is WAY out of my league. And today we picked up our marriage license, and December second she will finally be my wife.
You sir have probably the worst taste in vehicles in the history of time. Please start a thread with a compilation of them. Thank you.
Damn you're one ugly mother fucker!!! Just kidding man! Pre Congrats on the shit. I'm 24 and right now I don't think ill ever get married. Been in enough relationships to know what I want... Which is just use women for sex and then get them to leave. Fuck buddies FTW!
Na, your right I'm ugly. But lucky to. Shes literally the most amazing woman I've ever met. way better than a few booty calls.
Damn you're one ugly mother fucker!!! Just kidding man! Pre Congrats on the shit. I'm 24 and right now I don't think ill ever get married. Been in enough relationships to know what I want... Which is just use women for sex and then get them to leave. Fuck buddies FTW!
My woman is Amazing, She not only supports my love of cars, but lives and loves it with me. She's given me a beautiful daughter, and is truly my best friend. She is WAY out of my league. And today we picked up our marriage license, and December second she will finally be my wife.
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