Now That's a Nice Propeller. Whoops, Lost My Hand.

[jefehbk]

No biggie

[Barbie]

Sorry guys she's taken now

http://m.eonline.com/news/606717/lauren-scruggs-gets-ready-to-marry-jason-kennedy-in-new-candid-pre-wedding-photos-check-them-out

She married some E! Network host and their wedding was taped for tv

[Big Dad]

And now you don't have to !


She said , my hand looks to realistic .. ?

It does ?

[mstng86]

Damn you. I was about to post that.

[Big Dad]

showing this on dateline now

[Geor!]

Something tells me in a dark room she can sing the national anthem perfectly while giving head.

The Geor approves of this.

[CJ]

Something tells me in a dark room she can sing the national anthem perfectly while giving head.

[Unicorn Jeff]

Are we talking skull fucking here?

I'm just trying to keep it rated PG-13 atm.

[Buick355]

Fuck all of that. I want the full effect. Lose the glass eye and the hook. How cool would it be to tell your friends that you got jacked off by a stump then nutted into a open eye socket?

The nut could harden up and keep that eye in place! Nut cures lazy glass eyes!!! Not creates them!

Are we talking skull fucking here?

[VaderTT]

Gold thread is gold!

[Roscoe]

Thought he hung up the pirate act after winning that moneyz!

You can take the trailer park out of the.......... no, wait... You can take the pirate out of the........... shit.

You know what I mean.

[Unicorn Jeff]

Steve the pirate concurs....

Thought he hung up the pirate act after winning that moneyz!

[Roscoe]

Can you imagine how hot she would be with a hook hand and an eye patch?

Steve the pirate concurs....

[71chevellejohn]

Can you imagine how hot she would be with a hook hand and an eye patch?

I'd hit like a pirate and be all up in that booty!

[appelingogt]

^^^I fucking choked.....thats awesome