I just cannot catch a break lately. Fml.

[sig239]

Oh, so your'e 18..... Cops gonna throw you in pound you in the ass prison!!!

[BradM]

28.03. CRIMINAL SPLASHING. (a) A person commits an
offense if, without the effective consent of the owner:
(1) he intentionally or knowingly splashes or destroys
the tangible property of the owner;
(2) he intentionally or knowingly tampers with the
tangible property of the owner and causes pecuniary loss or
wetness to the owner or a third person; or
(3) he intentionally or knowingly makes markings,
including inscriptions, slogans, drawings, or paintings, on the
tangible property of the owner.
(b) Except as provided by Subsections (f) and (h), an
offense under this section is:
(1) a Class C misdemeanor if:
(A) the amount of pecuniary loss is less than
$50; or
(B) except as provided in Subdivision (3)(A) or
(3)(B), it causes substantial inconvenience to others;
(2) a Class B misdemeanor if the amount of pecuniary
loss is $50 or more but less than $500;
(3) a Class A misdemeanor if:
(A) the amount of pecuniary loss is:
(i) $500 or more but less than $1,500; or
(ii) less than $1,500 and the actor causes

Damn, I forgot about that statute!

[kingjason]

28.03. CRIMINAL SPLASHING. (a) A person commits an
offense if, without the effective consent of the owner:
(1) he intentionally or knowingly splashes or destroys
the tangible property of the owner;
(2) he intentionally or knowingly tampers with the
tangible property of the owner and causes pecuniary loss or
wetness to the owner or a third person; or
(3) he intentionally or knowingly makes markings,
including inscriptions, slogans, drawings, or paintings, on the
tangible property of the owner.
(b) Except as provided by Subsections (f) and (h), an
offense under this section is:
(1) a Class C misdemeanor if:
(A) the amount of pecuniary loss is less than
$50; or
(B) except as provided in Subdivision (3)(A) or
(3)(B), it causes substantial inconvenience to others;
(2) a Class B misdemeanor if the amount of pecuniary
loss is $50 or more but less than $500;
(3) a Class A misdemeanor if:
(A) the amount of pecuniary loss is:
(i) $500 or more but less than $1,500; or
(ii) less than $1,500 and the actor causes

[BradM]

mom the meatloaf, FUCKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Holy shit. lol

[Fern]

excellent replies so far.

[krazy kris]

mom the meatloaf, FUCKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Scott Mc]

I'll trade you for those kind of problems.

LMAO, this is no bullshit! I miss the easy ass highshool days when all you have are these types of problems. Going to be a rough life for this kid if he doesnt start learning from his mistakes. He could turn into the next 91coupemike. I kid, I kid...

[LS1Goat]

I'll trade you for those kind of problems.

[Sgt Beavis]

I'm just laughing my ass off at being 18 and grounded.

[appelingogt]

Quit being a douchebag...If you were my kid, I'd take away the cobra and make you drive a fucking honda civic with ground effects....jk

[Scott Mc]

LOL, I got banned (15 years ago) from the parking lot in highschool for rolling in in first gear at high RPM's. I learned my lesson and creeped in from then on out. A little later I figured out there was no security after 5, that is when the real fun stuff would happen. I still dont see the fun in splashing other people, that is just being a dick. What high school do you go to?

[Randy]

Principal and Principle are not the same thing, jesus

Especially when there principalities involved!!

[Binky]

Principal and Principle are not the same thing, jesus

[tribaltalon]

Sweet baby Jesus. So stupid.

And i doubt this kid knows what pogs were LOL

[Unicorn Jeff]

Nothing will happen with the police. And you are getting grounded at the age of 18? TROlOLOLOLOL. Plus why the FUCK would you drive into a puddle in the cobra dude even If it was raining a little bit. Next time just give those kids the finger and move on!