I just cannot catch a break lately. Fml.

[dsrtuckteezy]

what a whiney little faggot...i hope they give you death by lethal injection

[Skidmark]

I've had little kids stand next to the curb wave me over to splash them

[ELVIS]

I've had little kids stand next to the curb wave me over to splash them

thats because you have "free candy" painted on the side of your diesel van

god bless.

[mstng86]

What would be worse? Losing your pogs or your omega brain?

your gameboy.

[stevo]

Stevo

[pr1042]

If I was him, I would be worried about his pogs being taken away.

What would be worse? Losing your pogs or your omega brain?

[Cooter]

I've had little kids stand next to the curb wave me over to splash them

[mstng86]

Splashing is a class C mister meaner. Go directly to pound me in the ass Lewis Derrick jail.

I hope you don't get your allowance or your pokeman cards taken away.

If I was him, I would be worried about his pogs being taken away.

[Nash B.]

I wouldn't doubt he will twist it into I was " driving wrecklessly" trying to " injure" someone.

There's nothing illegal about "driving wrecklessly." In fact, it's encouraged.

[Broncojohnny]

Splashing is a class C mister meaner. Go directly to pound me in the ass Lewis Derrick jail.

I hope you don't get your allowance or your pokeman cards taken away.

[Tyrone Biggums]

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

[pr1042]

do you want fries with that?

[347Mike]

Really??? Grounded??? You're in High school and your principal is talking about calling the cops? Man have the times changed. #1 the principal is an idiot, 2 you're not going to get in trouble with the police, maybe a "I'm going to try to scare the crap out of you" warning.

or 3) The entire story isn't being told.

[Cobraman]

Why would kids run up to a puddle and motion you to splash them?! It's freezing out...I think you were being a dick

Lol. I'm not bullshitting. It's true.

Really??? Grounded??? You're in High school and your principal is talking about calling the cops? Man have the times changed. #1 the principal is an idiot, 2 you're not going to get in trouble with the police, maybe a "I'm going to try to scare the crap out of you" warning.

In all fairness, the Principle probably gave him a chance by counting backwards from 3.