neighbor issues

[Snatch Napkin]

Road salt+ her front yard OR

flying diarrhea water balloons at her front porch?

That's some fucking dedication, man!!!

[Pooter]

Road salt+ her front yard OR

flying diarrhea water balloons at her front porch?

[helosailor]

Better yet, what's her address and I'll fuckin' knock down her fuckin' box.

That may finally be what it takes to calm her down.

[TexasT]

Get a red sharpie and correct her grammar mistakes. Tell her to try again lol.

x2

if she has dogs, some hotdog pieces with exlax in them
I also liked the rock salt and "weed" seed ideas.

[Forever_frost]

put diesel in a spray bottle and write bitch in her front yard

I bet she has her yard security camera'd like crazy

[forbes]

put diesel in a spray bottle and write bitch in her front yard

[Vertnut]

HELL NO!


I've dealt with this type of person before and that is the absolute worst thing you can do. Better to just leave her alone.

I could be wrong.

[Geor!]

Better yet, what's her address and I'll fuckin' knock down her fuckin' mailbox.

[mikec]

Apparently, she's dug in pretty good. If you really like your place, I'd try to kill her with kindness. Call her to check on her every once in a while, and wave when you see her. Hell, even invite her over for a cook-out. There's a reason she gave you her cell number. A true shut-in wouldn't do that. She just wants/needs attention and that's her way of dealing with it. Just an alternative suggestion...

HELL NO!


I've dealt with this type of person before and that is the absolute worst thing you can do. Better to just leave her alone.

[Geor!]

Murder is always an option!

[Roscoe]

Get a red sharpie and correct her grammar mistakes. Tell her to try again lol.

I actually lol'd.... Twice. Give her a C-...

[Treasure Chest]

Apparently, she's dug in pretty good. If you really like your place, I'd try to kill her with kindness. Call her to check on her every once in a while, and wave when you see her. Hell, even invite her over for a cook-out. There's a reason she gave you her cell number. A true shut-in wouldn't do that. She just wants/needs attention and that's her way of dealing with it. Just an alternative suggestion...

That's what I was thinking-- She's a complete and total bitch because negative attention is better than no attention. How old is she, btw?

[brandon01rt]

Get a red sharpie and correct her grammar mistakes. Tell her to try again lol.

[ma67cpe]

Apparently, she's dug in pretty good. If you really like your place, I'd try to kill her with kindness. Call her to check on her every once in a while, and wave when you see her. Hell, even invite her over for a cook-out. There's a reason she gave you her cell number. A true shut-in wouldn't do that. She just wants/needs attention and that's her way of dealing with it. Just an alternative suggestion...

Well the neighbors I have talked to her have tried waving and saying hi to her for years. They get no response at all. whats funny is that i have been here a year and she has been here for 8 and all the neighbors love us and all want her to move lol

[ceyko]

Apparently, she's dug in pretty good. If you really like your place, I'd try to kill her with kindness. Call her to check on her every once in a while, and wave when you see her. Hell, even invite her over for a cook-out. There's a reason she gave you her cell number. A true shut-in wouldn't do that. She just wants/needs attention and that's her way of dealing with it. Just an alternative suggestion...

Problem is if she does become friendly, then you have just the opposite problem. Cause 99% chance they'll hate even the nice version of her.