neighbor issues

[racrguy]

yes this absolutely sucks...anything with the word FREE attached to it and people will blow someones phone up trying to get it.

If you wanted to be more of a ass about the situation....
1.) throw something in her yard that will kill the grass
2.) get all the nudity magazine subscriptions you can mailed to her house
3.) have a GTG at your house, I am sure just the number of people showing up would drive her crazy
4.) I would definately do the craigslist thing just for personal satisfaction
5.) post her number....I hear some people are looking for Chuck.

If you wanted to be more civil about the situation...
1.) get a copy of the code from the city about your rights/responsibilities/etc for building your fence and storage bldg.
2.) get a copy of the penalties for placing mail in someone's mailbox that is not an authorized mail carrier.
3.) if you have an attorney have them draft a letter similar to hers on their letterhead and include all other documents from the two above.
4.) call her and tell her you wish to speak with her
5.) hand her the letters along with freshly made batch of cookies and thank her for her time and consideration.(that killin with kindness thing)

Man, fuck that. Cookies cost money, and you know a bitch of that magnitude is just going to throw them away.

[jefehbk]

Free Craigslist appliances were 100 times worse than moving or auto shipping. Buddies have pulled all three of those pranks on me and by far the free Craigslist ad for free appliances was the worst. I had over 400 texts and over 150 phone calls in about 8 hours until it was flagged and gone

yes this absolutely sucks...anything with the word FREE attached to it and people will blow someones phone up trying to get it.

If you wanted to be more of a ass about the situation....
1.) throw something in her yard that will kill the grass
2.) get all the nudity magazine subscriptions you can mailed to her house
3.) have a GTG at your house, I am sure just the number of people showing up would drive her crazy
4.) I would definately do the craigslist thing just for personal satisfaction
5.) post her number....I hear some people are looking for Chuck.

If you wanted to be more civil about the situation...
1.) get a copy of the code from the city about your rights/responsibilities/etc for building your fence and storage bldg.
2.) get a copy of the penalties for placing mail in someone's mailbox that is not an authorized mail carrier.
3.) if you have an attorney have them draft a letter similar to hers on their letterhead and include all other documents from the two above.
4.) call her and tell her you wish to speak with her
5.) hand her the letters along with freshly made batch of cookies and thank her for her time and consideration.(that killin with kindness thing)

[Sean88gt]

Reminds me of my neighbors in Anna. 3 cunty sisters that lived together, started feeding one of my rottweilers under the fence, the dog dug under and because 'they were terrified' they just opened the gate and let her run. Never saw her again and one of them had the audacity to say we should have stopped them from digging and it wasn't their responsibility to return the dog.

As we were moving, a ton of weed seeds, roundup concentrate overspray and rock salt were cast over the fence. Gratefully some of the effects were visible immediately.

[Cannon88]

The moving company website. I'm not going to dig for a link, but that shit would annoy the hell out of me.

http://www.dfwmustangs.net/forums/showthread.php?t=18966&highlight=annoy

This works like a charm. I use it quite often.

[VaderTT]

Craigslist casual encounters would be good also.

[SMKR]

The moving company website. I'm not going to dig for a link, but that shit would annoy the hell out of me.

Free Craigslist appliances were 100 times worse than moving or auto shipping. Buddies have pulled all three of those pranks on me and by far the free Craigslist ad for free appliances was the worst. I had over 400 texts and over 150 phone calls in about 8 hours until it was flagged and gone

[racrguy]

Get her phone number
Place an ad on Craigslist
Two free fridges and a free washer dryer
Put her phone number on it
She will get a call every five seconds for 8 hours straight
Once its flagged, repeat
She will want to kill herself or someone very soon after

The moving company website. I'm not going to dig for a link, but that shit would annoy the hell out of me.

[SMKR]

Get her phone number
Place an ad on Craigslist
Two free fridges and a free washer dryer
Put her phone number on it
She will get a call every five seconds for 8 hours straight
Once its flagged, repeat
She will want to kill herself or someone very soon after

1812 Overture would be a good selection in that scenario.

[racrguy]

Also, now that you've got a documented history of her calling in fictitious noise complaints you should get a directional speaker and aim it at her bedroom window, leave it on for 10-15 minutes at a time every hour or other hour, just long enough for her to get to sleep then wake her ass back up. After a day or so of that she'll either go completely bat shit, or she'll fly right.

[Baron Von Crowder]

Is chuck there?

[bjtheman1]

Fuk that bitch!

Flaming bag of poo on front porch.

[VaderTT]

Kill her










with kindness.

[GeorgeG.]

Maybe I'm just an asshole, but I would do everything I could to fuck with her. I would get thorough satisfaction out of pressing her buttons.

Tell her to hurry up and put up her fence so you don't have to..

^^^this, then enjoy the extra space. I think we may have come from the same mold.

[94form2000z]

The pic of the letter.

Thank you.

What a cunt.. go punch her in it.

Oh and the bitch should have certified signature proof of receipt. Fuck her.. what letter..?