"bath salts" zombie wasn't on bath salts, just weed

[VaderTT]

Honestly a face chewing incident wouldn't seem that far fetched for you.

lol!


I did eat my GF last night.

[Duncan]

But it's nearly impossible for toxicology testing to keep pace with new formulations of synthetic drugs.

Who knows what this guy was actually on....

[Mike]

Shit! I'm on them right now and I'm not doing any face gnawing!

Honestly a face chewing incident wouldn't seem that far fetched for you.

[orphan Shelby]

What,nobodies had the zombie munchies?

[VaderTT]

Dat ninja wuz smokin wet! or sherm or sumfin.

[91CoupeMike]

^ lol

Id almost call BS on that one to be honest. What that guy did is polar opposite of marijuana side effects. People have been smoking weed forever and to say weed caused him to eat someone's face, well that would be the first time in history that's ever happened.. Sure he may have been high or just had some dank in his system but that wasn't the root of the evil by any means. So no, there still isn't any 'real' negative direct effects of marijuana besides excessive laziness and the munchies, unlike what the media tells you.. Reefer madness comes to mind, what a crock of shit that was.

[1AdamLopez]

Pretty crazy stuff, don't know if anyone here has heard about the guy here in waco that beat and ate a dog.

http://www.kwtx.com/news/local/headlines/Local_Man_Arrested_After_Family_Pet_Killed_Eaten_160291105.html

[jryotas]

Dante must have sold the guy the Frankenstein Weed

[VaderTT]

Alright, now I can have a bath salts induced weekend without fear of gnawing anybody's face off!

Shit! I'm on them right now and I'm not doing any face gnawing!

[71chevellejohn]

Alright, now I can have a bath salts induced weekend without fear of gnawing anybody's face off!

[Tannerm]

Crazy :: zombie. Eh, same in this instance!

[YALE]

Mind blown. I just read this and was about to post it. Wtf was this dood's deal?! High folks usually don't swing from light poles, lose clothes, and munch on faces! Unless their is a couch, adult swim on tv, and Cheetos to munch on. That's the extent of potheads! Lol interesting...

They call it, "crazy."

[Tannerm]

Mind blown. I just read this and was about to post it. Wtf was this dood's deal?! High folks usually don't swing from light poles, lose clothes, and munch on faces! Unless their is a couch, adult swim on tv, and Cheetos to munch on. That's the extent of potheads! Lol interesting...

[YALE]

Derp. Must have been the weed. Couldn't possibly be that he was just fucking crazy. No sober person has ever done anything crazy.

This. You can't presume a causative link based on anecdotal evidence.

[exlude]

Derp. Must have been the weed. Couldn't possibly be that he was just fucking crazy. No sober person has ever done anything crazy.