Disciplinary action?

[downshift_me]

Are you two gonna make out yet?

[Snatch Napkin]

Ooooo... That's good. That's some hardcore psychological warfare, Sir!

[Scott Mc]

BWAHAHAHAHA!

I got the youngest damend good on Christmas, he was pissing and moaning about playing in the snow. I told him that we didnt have his cold weather clothes (we were out visiting family) but he insisted on playing in the snow. I told him he could but had to wash up as soon as he got back inside. His face was priceless when he came running in wanting to wash up and stuck those cold hands under the hot water. He told me that he will never play in snow without listening to me again.

[Snatch Napkin]

LMAO! I feel like you are spying on me. It almost feels like it is just a game of outsmarting the kids at times. It sounds simple but damn they can be tricky little shits lol.

That's been the only way to keep my sanity at times. Keep thinking it's a game.

<-------While looking in the mirror....
"Just remember, they're only trying to outsmart you. If you let them see they almost got the upper hand, they'll try harder. Keep your fucking cool. They're just kids. There is no way they can know all of the tricks that you picked up through the years."

[davbrucas]

Does your child go to Catholic church?

[krazy kris]

May I recommend shoveling the truck bed completely full with gravel then shoveling it all out? I hurt for 2 days. If this sounds like a great idea I need more gravel at the casa soon! Just don't tell crazy, KTHXBAI!

Gravel gets heavy I'm not looking to break my truck in half

[downshift_me]

Lol, deal maybe I'll just have him load up the back of the truck and then unload it right back.

Thanks for the tips everyone

May I recommend shoveling the truck bed completely full with gravel then shoveling it all out? I hurt for 2 days. If this sounds like a great idea I need more gravel at the casa soon! Just don't tell crazy, KTHXBAI!

[Scott Mc]

Church!!

LMAO! I feel like you are spying on me. It almost feels like it is just a game of outsmarting the kids at times. It sounds simple but damn they can be tricky little shits lol.

[krazy kris]

Yep, the builder left almost a whole pallet in the backyard after they finished the house.

On a side note, Chris they do have huge rocks/broken concrete under the Lake Worth bridge you can pick up if that's something you want to do. Just leave me some I'm not done with my yard yet, lol.

Lol, deal maybe I'll just have him load up the back of the truck and then unload it right back.

Thanks for the tips everyone

[ELVIS]

Great. Now when you're done disciplining the kid, you're left with a fucking pallet of bricks in your backyard.

ive got hands of stone, no need for bricks @ casa ELVIS

god bless.

[petyweestraw]

Get a pallet of bricks. Make him move them one by one from one end of the yard to the other. Repeat until he can't stand up or his attitude changes. It will work, and you can enjoy a beer or two while watching.

Same thing the wife did. But with bigger 20 to 30 pounders.

Where the fuck are you just going to "get" a pallet of bricks, let alone have it moved to your yard?!

Well we have a huge pile of them from them digging to lay the foundation when my house was built four years ago.

there is one for sale in the classifieds asshole.

god bless.

Great. Now when you're done disciplining the kid, you're left with a fucking pallet of bricks in your backyard.

[94form2000z]

Have you tried hitting him, In the mouth?

Yeah, you say spankings doesn't work but you have not put the fear of dad or mom in that a$$.

[Snatch Napkin]

This, fear of God method works on ADD/ADHD. I use the Invisible chair with holding a pencil on the ends strait out. It makes my girlfriends youngest crack in about 3 minutes. He has ADHD and normal punishments do not work. I have never spanked him but I did pin him down for about 15 minutes once when he was having a freakout. Once he calmed down we talked about respect and how if he was going to disrespect people he better be ready to face the fact that the loss could be more than he bargained for. I have also learned you cant give them an inch. If you tell them to do it, they better do it or there will be a penalty, every time. Good luck!

Church!!

Grace does this. There have been times when she would get in trouble at school, but it was due to her teacher having a shitty day. For example, She got in trouble for talking to herself during solo work time. She was discussing the lesson plan in her whisper voice, to herself, about how she was going to execute the work. The teacher made her drop a color and stand on the wall at recess. I couldn't discipline her because I talk my self through an objective on occasion. I did explain to her that she needs to stick to the teacher's rules and expectations. The next day she got in trouble for wobbling in her chair and acting out. This error in judgement got her some discipline. We started with invisible chair and she begged for spankings after 2 minutes.

Our oldest, can give up every single thing in the world and still do what he pleases. We wound up cutting his hair that he had been growing out for years. Gave him a high and tight versus the shaggy shit that school girls dig. That hair had become his status symbol. It helped him make friends and "seem cool". That awkward little fucker has never been the same since we did it. However, now I just threaten ground drills (air raids) and he shapes up with the quickness. He has also started to establish a great deal of respect from me. This has been the best tool to get him to accomplish his goals. I will say, though, that swimming and ROTC have really helped him to learn some sense of responsibility.

Our middle child pays close attention to the oldest and youngest. He simply needs a disappointed look. However, he is not immune to getting that ass busted. This year has been one of boundary testing. His laziness is going to net him a terrible Summer.

[ELVIS]

Where the fuck are you just going to "get" a pallet of bricks, let alone have it moved to your yard?!

there is one for sale in the classifieds asshole.

god bless.