The question of the day is:

[OreoStang]

I say talk to her alittle bit to fuck with her head should make for good stories. Its u eric. U meed to have some fun in ur life

[Snatch Napkin]

I'm not saying you haven't, but y'all only know half the story. It got much, much worse.

Dude, she's in my neck of the woods. She's the median around here.

[bcoop]

I've had worse.

I'm not saying you haven't, but y'all only know half the story. It got much, much worse.

[Snatch Napkin]

I've had worse.

Just don't sleep with a customer, use your head, and you'll be fine.

lmgdao, that shit was fucking hilarious. You should post some of those texts again. That was seriously something you would see in some exaggerated comedy and think "Nah, there isn't anyone out there really THAT bad and clingy."

[Snatch Napkin]

Just don't sleep with a customer, use your head, and you'll be fine.

LMMFAO!!!!

It really is a task to refrain from doing it, though.

[bcoop]

You guys are killing me. I knew this would be a fun thread. lol

Just don't sleep with a customer, use your head, and you'll be fine.

[bcoop]

I haven't heard my most cardinal of rules get mentioned.

Take your cum filled condom home with you!!

I figured that was a given. That's an every time thing, not just something to do with ones that are bat shit nuts.


Lol @ Ceyko. He's 100% right though. It's your civic duty as a man.

You guys are killing me. I knew this would be a fun thread. lol

[ceyko]

From a guy married almost 15 years, with 2 kids and that has to make good decision every minute (It's a good thing, not complaining. Kind of like having a truck but missing your sports car)...

Just f'ing do it! What have you got to lose in regards doing it? It's not like you're married, have kids or anything she can really take from you or use against you. Just use precautions mentioned already and go make a bad/fun decision and ride it out!

In your case a bad decision WILL most likely cause some sort of negative impact on YOU. However, you can brush it off/deal with it and move on. It's not going to cause anything negative for anyone else close to you.

...It's a freedom and something you should take advantage of at this stage in your life.

Do it for all us family dorks who can't!

Just hope she does not burn down your house or anything, that would make this a very bad recommendation.

Edit: In comparison of opportunities - the worst decisions I make are going fishing instead of mowing the lawn! The weeds get really high and it's harder to mow later in the week.

[Snatch Napkin]

I haven't heard my most cardinal of rules get mentioned.

Take your cum filled condom home with you!!

[racrguy]

Some solid advice on how not to get burned by the crazy in this thread.

[diablo rojo]

I don't know how I missed this earlier. Good decisions are just so fucking boring, but we all know I'm the king of bad decisions when it comes to this. I say do it. But I wouldn't accept her friend invite, and I would meet up with her somewhere far away from your place. An of course, wear a rubber, use a throwaway phone, etc.

Rent a generic sedan, don't leave your wallet accessible, make your own drinks.

[bcoop]

They're ex's for a reason Eric.

That I completely agree with. I'm just saying to fuck her. Not do it repeatedly, and certainly not to get in to a relationship with her.

[diablo rojo]

Went down this road in '01. It's different these days with FB, but she tracked me down back then. Ended up dating again for 6 months. No doubt, crazy stalker sex is on a different level. On 9/13/01 we got into an argument (she excelled at that) and I ended up with a malt glass glancing off my temple from across the room and putting a dent in the wall behind me (fucker was solid and didn't break). Told her to GTFO right then and never saw her again. Heard later that she ballooned and had a litter. Good riddance.

They're ex's for a reason Eric.