Need a fence built in McKinney

[Scott Mc]

Now there was a lot of thought put in that lol

[bcoop]

Which one of these guys built Jester's fence?.....

Jester built that one himself. His wife made him add the spikes on top of the penises. They were originally squiggly and dull, to represent sperm. Then she came home early one day, and caught him riding the fence like a rented mule.

[Rreemo]

Which one of these guys built Jester's fence?.....

[ELVIS]

So, hook up on granite countertops? You won't sneak into my house and take pictures 2 years later if I use you, will you? My dog will eat your face off. I'm just kidding, too, I can't afford new countertops right now. Nevermind.

i want a quote on counters too.

god bless.

Fucking LOOOOOOOOL at the tags.

So, hook up on granite countertops? You won't sneak into my house and take pictures 2 years later if I use you, will you? My dog will eat your face off. I'm just kidding, too, I can't afford new countertops right now. Nevermind.

[Unicorn Jeff]

Fucking LOOOOOOOOL at the tags.

[VaderTT]

This thread is no fun without Mikecrazy

[Sean88gt]

It went like this...

"Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, don't stop, don't stop, don't stop, don't stop, harder, harder, harder, harder, DON'T STOP!!!!"

That would read "Warning, assault, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, this nigga going away for life, have another serving of rape, why is this bitch still here?, Ummm, he powered through, defense to earlier rape, defense, dismissal, she wants a baby, they getting married, she triggered an early finish.

[Scott Mc]

Meh, technically women never know what they want.

[Rick Modena]

Technically, if she says stop while in the act, you're supposed to oblige.

It went like this...

"Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, don't stop, don't stop, don't stop, don't stop, harder, harder, harder, harder, DON'T STOP!!!!"

[Sean88gt]

How many times does she have to say 'NO' before it becomes rape?

Technically, if she says stop while in the act, you're supposed to oblige.

[VaderTT]

That's a good thing man! I've both mellowed as I've gotten older and worked on not letting stupid shit bother me as much. Sometimes it works, sometimes it still doesn't. I suppose it is something I will always have to work on, especially while reading some of the stupid human tricks that transpire on this site.

The kids did it for me.

b-o-o-s-i-e

Badass

[Rick Modena]

today?

How many times does she have to say 'NO' before it becomes rape?

[ELVIS]

Have you ever told a rape victim that they were asking for it?

today?

god bless.

My temper has gotten much better

That's a good thing man! I've both mellowed as I've gotten older and worked on not letting stupid shit bother me as much. Sometimes it works, sometimes it still doesn't. I suppose it is something I will always have to work on, especially while reading some of the stupid human tricks that transpire on this site.