soooo...soap is banned

[GE]

And to reiterate, not sure where you got the idea that anything goes here. So to clarify, it doesn't.

Just as a point of clarification, we did have an "Anything Goes" forum on the old board. But I single handedly brought that to a screeching halt about 5 hours in. haha.

[bcoop]

i find buzzo's honesty quite refreshing.

god bless.

You got any fatties you'd like to get off your chest?

[Mike]

i find buzzo's honesty quite refreshing.

god bless.

I agree.

[ELVIS]

i find buzzo's honesty quite refreshing.

god bless.

[War Machine]

I'm a whore, but I have some standards. Jesus, Buzzo.

Well, back then Id bang anything. It was the hunt and kill I enjoyed the most. Now, Im not like that. I still like chubby girls with big ol titties. Not too fat, but just enough where they dont think too highly of them self.

Again, I have an ol lady tho, so no more hanky panky for me

[War Machine]

You can just go ahead and say Brit420 about the jokes girl off here. Everyone knows anyway. She was cute but a complete train wreck.

I think Ive said something about her on here before. I used to date her best friend at work. Then, after me and her bestfriend broke up, I started hitting on Britney. Now, I never screwed britney when she was with her husband at the time. He was a cool dude, I wouldnt do that to him. I heard the stories about her, which intrigued me, but I couldnt mess around with her while they were together. The stories she'd tell me is she bang 3-4 guys a week while he was at work. Soon as they separated, I moved in for my turn. I heard her and Prez got together for a while, good for them.

Ive heard some other shit, but I like britney, I dont wanna get too involved in her personal life. We all do shit we shouldnt have in the past, and from what I understand, she has moved on. But Ill say this, that was one down ass bitch.

[bcoop]

I'm a whore, but I have some standards. Jesus, Buzzo.

You can just go ahead and say Brit420 about the jokes girl off here. Everyone knows anyway. She was cute but a complete train wreck.

[War Machine]

I was going to suggest the same thing. lol

Story time with Buzzo..

When I was doing all of this it was in my late teens, to mid 20's. Ive screwed 3 girls off here, one yall make jokes about all the time, but she just sucked my weener.

One time I went to this broads house in Balch Springs I met in aolchat. She didnt have a picture, and from the way she described herself, I knew it wasnt going to be pretty. I was 19 or 20, so I really didnt give a shit. Then, Id screw anything that walked and had a cooter. Part of the rush for me was going into a girls home, and not knowing what to expect. It really added to the excitement. So anyways, I tell her via chat that when I get there, we are going to get down. Shes cool with it all. I knock on the door, and this 350 lb woman opens the door only wearing a fishnet shirt. Its a little dark, and shes huge, but I couldnt see her face. Oh well, so we shuffle into the bed room. She starts sucking my weener, and I notice the bitch had a mustache, and dead ugly. I mean this was one of the worse I have done so far. I knew she wasnt a man (or thats what I tell myself to this day) so I just let her go. Now as all of this is going on, her kids are beating on the door. Theyre wanting out, she had them locked in her bathroom while she let some complete stranger come over and screw around with her. As she was doing her thing, she would stop and yell at the kids to shut up and that she was busy. Of course this helps me finish, she then wants me to screw her, so I snatch my shit and scram. I did that a lot. Blow and go.

Thats not the only broad Id screwed within an hour of meeting them, and they have their kids around. I guess back then the whole killer internet fear wasnt around, but it was pretty wreckless.

I hear Plenty Of Fish is the new aolchat room, I have an ol lady now, so I cant have any of that shit on my phone now days. If you guys are scouting for fat broads to screw, let me know and I will give you pointers on spotting the easy kills.

[War Machine]

i will tell ya the stories tmrw

Im remodeling my old house right now, and its killing me. Give me a month to regroup and Ill send ya a pm. Now when we get there, you cant be a puss. I know you just got married and all, but that shit goes out the window. So keep that in mind when I send you a PM

[lincolnboy]

i will tell ya the stories tmrw

[Chili]

I think you should have your own sub forum to tell these stories in.

I was going to suggest the same thing. lol

Story time with Buzzo..

hershey highway to hell?

god bless.

+5 internet points to you.

[TeeShock]

Did you have someone else type this post for you?

Y'all know he is fronting for the attention, right? He enjoys being our little retard.

[LANTIRN]

I can't believe this hasn't been brought up yet, but what if that was him on the video with the cow?