Next door neighbor continuously blocks mailbox..what can I do?

[War Machine]

i keep seeing "jkd would armbar" in the tags. Somebody post the thread where all that got started. or PM if no want to off topic

he's arguably the best mma fighter in the DFW.

[ram57ta]

Damnit, Ram! That is not the confrontational ending we wanted!

I doubt this is over with....as stated in the first post...this has been ongoing for nearly 2 years...and this is not the first time the Police, Post Office, or myself have made face to face contact with these clowns. I'm 100% certain the issue will surface again in a matter of weeks...or maybe even days. These "stupid mother**ckers" don't learn.

[Gasser64]

i keep seeing "jkd would armbar" in the tags. Somebody post the thread where all that got started. or PM if no want to off topic

[LANTIRN]

The car was moved last night after the police spoke to the neighbor. We'll see for how long.

Damnit, Ram! That is not the confrontational ending we wanted!

[ram57ta]

The car was moved last night after the police spoke to the neighbor. We'll see for how long.

[robray5.0]

Ask nicely with a shotgun pointed between their eyes?

[LANTIRN]

There is an author named George Hayduke, he wrote several books such as Screw Unto Others, etc., that provide harmless tips to fuck with people.

Things like getting nasty smelling cheese and mashing it into the radiator so it melts and the fan carries the smell everywhere. There was one where he described taking chicken guts and placing them in a sealed Tupperware container and tossing them under the seat of a car. They begin to ferment and will pop the lid at some point, especially down here, and bake unto everything. The smell of rotted flesh will consume the car.

Radiator is a good place for the deer and fox urine. Also the door handles.

[racrguy]

Before you water, don't forget to clean up the dog poop from your back yard and dump it in the grass next to the driver's door. Then water it so it will stick to their shoes right before they get into the car.

Man, y'all are some vindictive motherfuckers. I LOVE IT! lol

[line-em-up]

I had this problem for a while, and used the sprinklers to solve it. It was going on during the summer, and the offending asshole always had his windows down. So I'd wait on him to walk inside, then go turn the sprinklers on. Eventually he started parking in front of someone else's house.

Before you water, don't forget to clean up the dog poop from your back yard and dump it in the grass next to the driver's door. Then water it so it will stick to their shoes right before they get into the car.

[bcoop]

I had this problem for a while, and used the sprinklers to solve it. It was going on during the summer, and the offending asshole always had his windows down. So I'd wait on him to walk inside, then go turn the sprinklers on. Eventually he started parking in front of someone else's house.

[BP]

Just pour baby powder in the vents turn the blower all the way up and instant white pire. I did this to an old boss I had.

Parmesan cheese in the passenger side of the cowl works pretty good as well and you can do it from the outside!

If it's closer to spring time you can smear honey in some inconspicuous places and if you're lucky some wasps or bees will start a nest there. Or do it near the battery and they might end up with fire ants. It's on the driver's side in the front.

Or you could just dump a ton of bird seed in your yard and all around the car. Since the car is blocking them from the road you'll have dozens of birds there all day.

[jluv]

http://www.lintonlabels.com/noparkingstickers/parkingviolationlabels.html

[Joe Wiecked]

People bag on HOAs, but this crap wouldn't happen in my neighborhood.

Happened in my old HOA all the time. One of the reasons I wanted out. They would park a boat in front of the mailbox. HOA rules were you could not store a boat in the neighborhood. Not even in your own driveway. They just paid the HOA fine every month as it was cheaper than paying for storage. It changed when I pushed the boat to get it rolling and it continued to roll until it hit a curb.

Take pictures to document the time it is there so you have justification to show it has been over 2 days. Also check your local laws to see if you have the 48 hour law. Most cities do. Then start showing up to every city council meeting to complain how they are not enforcing the law. They will take care of it just to shut you up if nothing else.

[krazy kris]

Just pour baby powder in the vents turn the blower all the way up and instant white pire. I did this to an old boss I had.

[mstng86]

Shit, if you can do this, roll that bitch into the center of the road.

Its a dodge, more than likely it is always stuck in park.