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  • Sean88gt
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    Originally posted by QIK46 View Post
    Sean's a true Internet warrior! A real man would say it to your face
    Here comes the challenge to meet up and square off. I will not cater to your latent homosexual desires. And I damn sure won't hop in your truck and run the risk of my asshole being defiled after the life leaves my body.

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  • racrguy
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    Originally posted by Tremor14 View Post
    That was fartcannon or rexcannon or something, there are a few cannon's here and 2 or 3 of them are cool.
    It was the meathead with the Eagle Globe and Anchor as his profile picture. Lemme see if I can find it.

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  • Tremor14
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    That was fartcannon or rexcannon or something, there are a few cannon's here and 2 or 3 of them are cool.

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  • racrguy
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    Originally posted by QIK46 View Post
    How's your felony?
    How's your asshole?

    Originally posted by QIK46 View Post
    Sean's a true Internet warrior! A real man woyld say it to your face
    lololololol! You gonna turn into an internet badass now? Just ask Cannon what happened when he tried that shit.

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  • Captain Crawfish
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    Sean's a true Internet warrior! A real man would say it to your face

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  • Captain Crawfish
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    Originally posted by bcoop View Post
    ChooChooo? FreightTrain, is that you?
    How's your felony?

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  • bluecollar
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    Originally posted by Sean88gt View Post
    Apparently my moon shot landed in the upper deck of Bleeding Vagina Field.

    right?! This fucking guy is hauling 80k lbs of butthurt.


    LMFAO! Are you living in 2008? I sold my portion of the business and am currently becoming an educated man, Mr. Ringo. Sadly, I pimp a Honda. Not near as nice as your white trash fantasy on wheels with a microwave. And I drove when I had to, hired out hotshotters the rest of the time because most OTR drivers carried the same cunty-holier-than-thou attitude you display. You're a fucking ape. Companies like Mercedes are making you obsolete. So you'll have to kill your prostitutes the old fashion way, by kidnapping them in some piece of shit sedan.



    Did I fuck your wife? Do I have a little red headed bastard running around that you've been raising?

    Much like the one he plunges into the hookers torso, so he can maintain his erection and properly blow his load, while driving for Gary Ridgway Trucking.


    At the end of the day, he is instantly replaceable by some piece of shit white trash that jerks off to Smokey and the Bandit, or an Indian that smells like a bowl of chicken curry took a shit and forgot to bathe in 3 months.



    I'm sure your wife comes out a lot, and gets slayed constantly while you're out of town. I've heard some of her best work is while she's on her back.
    Cccccombo Boosh

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  • ELVIS
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    Good lord Sean. Fuckin bullseye! This fucker is raging!!! Haha

    God bless.

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  • BradM
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    Originally posted by QIK46 View Post
    man that's hurtful. You need to work on your cutdown skills. Goodnight faggots
    I'm just trying to be as funny as you are. I think I'm spot on. Which is, not funny at all.

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  • Gasser64
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    Good god yall. Can we not have some manner of civility in this thread about whores?

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  • Nash B.
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    Good job, Sean. Now I'm not sure if the dead hookers bit is a joke or based on actual events.

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  • racrguy
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    Originally posted by Sean88gt View Post
    Apparently my moon shot landed in the upper deck of Bleeding Vagina Field.

    right?! This fucking guy is hauling 80k lbs of butthurt.


    LMFAO! Are you living in 2008? I sold my portion of the business and am currently becoming an educated man, Mr. Ringo. Sadly, I pimp a Honda. Not near as nice as your white trash fantasy on wheels with a microwave. And I drove when I had to, hired out hotshotters the rest of the time because most OTR drivers carried the same cunty-holier-than-thou attitude you display. You're a fucking ape. Companies like Mercedes are making you obsolete. So you'll have to kill your prostitutes the old fashion way, by kidnapping them in some piece of shit sedan.



    Did I fuck your wife? Do I have a little red headed bastard running around that you've been raising?

    Much like the one he plunges into the hookers torso, so he can maintain his erection and properly blow his load, while driving for Gary Ridgway Trucking.


    At the end of the day, he is instantly replaceable by some piece of shit white trash that jerks off to Smokey and the Bandit, or an Indian that smells like a bowl of chicken curry took a shit and forgot to bathe in 3 months.



    I'm sure your wife comes out a lot, and gets slayed constantly while you're out of town. I've heard some of her best work is while she's on her back.
    AYOOOOOOO!

    Maybe in for the gang-bang on Qik's old lady. I don't think I want to fuck a wildabeast right now.

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  • bcoop
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    Originally posted by QIK46 View Post
    The only thing funnier than his jokes would be sitting in the pass seat watching him be a real driver. He wouldn't last a fucking week
    ChooChooo? FreightTrain, is that you?

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  • Sean88gt
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    Originally posted by QIK46 View Post
    When I fucked your mom it didn't cost a thing! You need to learn to keep your fucking mouth shut.
    Apparently my moon shot landed in the upper deck of Bleeding Vagina Field.
    Originally posted by Denny View Post
    LOL!

    Sean's work is done here.
    right?! This fucking guy is hauling 80k lbs of butthurt.

    Originally posted by QIK46 View Post
    nah that bitch will be working oak lawn all night to pay for his bro Dozer! Gotta keep the wannabe trucker status. The only thing funnier than his jokes would be sitting in the pass seat watching him be a real driver. He wouldn't last a fucking week
    LMFAO! Are you living in 2008? I sold my portion of the business and am currently becoming an educated man, Mr. Ringo. Sadly, I pimp a Honda. Not near as nice as your white trash fantasy on wheels with a microwave. And I drove when I had to, hired out hotshotters the rest of the time because most OTR drivers carried the same cunty-holier-than-thou attitude you display. You're a fucking ape. Companies like Mercedes are making you obsolete. So you'll have to kill your prostitutes the old fashion way, by kidnapping them in some piece of shit sedan.

    Originally posted by QIK46 View Post
    Grab your Pom poms and take a fucking hike! Only people worse than sean are ones that can't mind their own business
    Did I fuck your wife? Do I have a little red headed bastard running around that you've been raising?
    Originally posted by BradM View Post
    Your quips cut like a knife!
    Much like the one he plunges into the hookers torso, so he can maintain his erection and properly blow his load, while driving for Gary Ridgway Trucking.

    Originally posted by Magnus View Post
    Holy fuck, talk about a fake elevated sense of one's worth. Sean really hit a sore spot on this beat up pussy. You'd think he parked in his yard or something.
    At the end of the day, he is instantly replaceable by some piece of shit white trash that jerks off to Smokey and the Bandit, or an Indian that smells like a bowl of chicken curry took a shit and forgot to bathe in 3 months.

    Originally posted by QIK46 View Post
    I'd just send my wife out to deal with that. She doesn't fuck around with people parking in the grass. I just put some new nitro on it today also
    I'm sure your wife comes out a lot, and gets slayed constantly while you're out of town. I've heard some of her best work is while she's on her back.

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  • Gasser64
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    Also I have a trucker buddy who said in a suspicious manner when I asked him if he'd ever seen them:

    "Ok I'm only going to say this once and I'm not going to repeat it:

    $30 for bj, $80 for poontang, and $100 if you want to put the d in the a. And that's for the good looking ones, its cheaper for the ugly ones".

    At that point I ceased my questions immediately.

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