Multiple attacks in Paris

[sc281]

Santa eats my cookies when I put them out over xmas night

The problem is that Taxpayer's Santa only comes once a year, therefore there's 364 days to lose belief.

Whereas uncle sugar comes muntly, ensuring consistent belief and recruitment.


And don't even get me started on Santa's whiteness problem...

[FunFordCobra]

Santa eats my cookies when I put them out over xmas night

[CexMashean]

so was jesus

according to the pope.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/0...n_5508721.html

Well, you can deal with fairy tales all you like, let the rest of us deal with the real world.

[BP]

The religion of peace is being extra peaceful lately

http://q13fox.com/2015/11/17/report-german-stadium-evacuated-after-ambulance-filled-with-explosives-found/

[CWO]

50,000 homeless veterans.... president brings in thousands of homeless Syrians.

[Tremor14]

according to the pope.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/06/23/pope-francis-jesus-refugee_n_5508721.html

[Tremor14]

so was jesus

[CexMashean]

[Tremor14]

[Forever_frost]