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  • bcoop
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    Originally posted by Silverback View Post
    my boy in NYC is/was dating a russian chick, and she's nuttier than squirrel turds.

    When I was up there, the two night we went out, they faught no less than 6 times over two days, about multiple things that meant absolutely nothing. She moved out valentines day, while he was here in Dallas
    Tell that fool to send me some luggage! He can even throw the Russian broad in there, if he wants!

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  • 90GT50
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    Originally posted by jasone View Post
    I was assaulted by a russian chick whilst I slept because she had a dream I cheated. God I miss her
    Sounds more like a redhead thing, based on experience.

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  • Fern
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    Originally posted by Silverback View Post
    my boy in NYC is/was dating a russian chick, and she's nuttier than squirrel turds.

    When I was up there, the two night we went out, they faught no less than 6 times over two days, about multiple things that meant absolutely nothing. She moved out valentines day, while he was here in Dallas
    i guess id be nuts too if i came from the shittiest of shitholes on the face of the planet.

    i got one that's a salsa teacher of all things and she humps the skin off, but i pitty the fool that gets into anything other than a sexual relationship with her.

    marina sounds like a nice girl, though.

    Originally posted by chuckacosta View Post
    Can't be any worse than a Mexican woman that goes nuts. She may not beat your ass directly but her homies sure as fuck will.
    quoted for truth (bout the homies). hispanic women are really harmless, though. truth be told, once again.

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  • chuckacosta
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    Can't be any worse than a Mexican woman that goes nuts. She may not beat your ass directly but her homies sure as fuck will.

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  • mr tinfoil hat
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    Originally posted by jasone View Post
    I was assaulted by a russian chick whilst I slept because she had a dream I cheated. God I miss her
    Nice.

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  • jasone
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    Originally posted by Silverback View Post
    my boy in NYC is/was dating a russian chick, and she's nuttier than squirrel turds.

    When I was up there, the two night we went out, they faught no less than 6 times over two days, about multiple things that meant absolutely nothing. She moved out valentines day, while he was here in Dallas
    I was assaulted by a russian chick whilst I slept because she had a dream I cheated. God I miss her

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  • Silverback
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    my boy in NYC is/was dating a russian chick, and she's nuttier than squirrel turds.

    When I was up there, the two night we went out, they faught no less than 6 times over two days, about multiple things that meant absolutely nothing. She moved out valentines day, while he was here in Dallas

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  • jasone
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    "buterbrod I belyo"


    all the russian you need to know

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  • Fern
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    Originally posted by bcoop View Post
    Yeah, that's a bit severe. I don't mind a little slapping around though.
    yup. and a little

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  • DON SVO
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    Originally posted by Doug Hatton View Post
    Import tax?
    Surcharges.

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  • bcoop
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    Originally posted by Fern View Post


    I mean, I'm a masochist, but fuck'a bunch'a gettin stabbed in the face. I've already been mauled by a previous lady friend in the face. I woulda rather been bit by a pitbull.

    lmao look ma'a, no scars.
    Yeah, that's a bit severe. I don't mind a little slapping around though.

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  • jasone
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    russianbrides.com

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  • Fern
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    I mean, I'm a masochist, but fuck'a bunch'a gettin stabbed in the face. I've already been mauled by a previous lady friend in the face. I woulda rather been bit by a pitbull.

    lmao look ma'a, no scars.

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  • bcoop
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    Originally posted by Fern View Post
    they also stab you in the face over everclear rights.
    Fine by me! I got a little kinky in my slinky.

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  • Trick Pony
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    Originally posted by Fern View Post
    they also stab you in the face over everclear rights.

    ask my boy.

    lmao.
    You aint kiddin'. I know a guy that had a Russian mail order bride and that bitch went after him with a kitchen knife one day. I think fetal alcohol syndrome makes you angry.

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