Man card for life

[soap]

... I could ban you for as long as you’d like, I’m more than happy to help break your record. Let me know how long you want me to ban you for.

I think 10 days should teach me my lesson.

[SS Junk]

Dear Lord the "Craig" part is gold!

[DON SVO]

I got a 7 day ban for posting a video of a a getting a BJ from a cow. Beat that.

... I could ban you for as long as you’d like, I’m more than happy to help break your record. Let me know how long you want me to ban you for.

[soap]

I got a 7 day ban for posting a video of a a getting a BJ from a cow. Beat that.

[DON SVO]

Well to pass the time last night, I watched PBS.

[cool cat]

Let’s test it.

I banned Cool Cat. See how it pans out.

Well to pass the time last night, I watched PBS.

[Ruffdaddy]

Makes sense why that little dude got his butt whooped now.

[soap]

[Rafa]

Hahaha

Fucking greatness

[soap]

Sweet.

[DON SVO]

...DON SVO showed up to ban the cat
Channeling the spirit of Evil Jose.
You'd think that would work, and he'd still be alive, right?
No fucking way...

Let’s test it.

I banned Cool Cat. See how it pans out.

[Tx Redneck]

The itsy bitsy cougar
Came crawling up the trail.
Soap pointed to Ruffdaddy and said
"I dare ya to grab its tail"

So Ruff went up to grab it.
He tried, and tried, and tried.
But the cougar bit him in the face.
He fucking died.

Krazy Kris said "hold ma coons!"
I'll show you fuckers what to do.
He tried to catch it in a noose.
Now he's dead too.

Along came Gasser64
To try to tame the kitten.
He died from massive blood loss
When his dick and balls got bitten.

Ol' Seb jumped out and put up his dukes
Screaming "Death Before Dishonor!"
He tried to power out of the bite.
But he's a goner.

DON SVO showed up to ban the cat
Channeling the spirit of Evil Jose.
You'd think that would work, and he'd still be alive, right?
No fucking way.

Rick Modena hopped over and hit the cougar
With his carbon fiber crutch.
That cougar ate him like rice and beans.
But you probably guessed as much.

Then Craig stepped forward to try his hand
At saving the rest of the group.
He said "Hey cougar, look, it would be nice if you just ran off, or maybe died, but running off would be fine, honestly. I mean, if you die, that also solves our problem. But it's cool if you just run off. I mean look, you killed like six of our members already. You killed Ruffdaddy. Then you killed Krazy Kris. You killed Seb. you killed Gasser64. You actually killed Gasser64 first, and then Seb. I didn't know if I should go in order. And by first, I don't mean you actually killed Gasser64 first. You killed Ruffdaddy first, of course. You killed Gasser64 third. What I meant was that you killed Gasser64 prior to killing Seb. Then you killed Don, which is kind of messed up, because he's the only one here smaller than you. It almost looked like you were playing with him before you ate him. The you killed Rick Modena. I must admit, that was a nice touch when you yelled 'Boooosted, baaaaby!' right before you ate him, by the way. I didn't even realize cougars could talk, so that makes it extra cool. Anyway, will you please just leave us alone now?"
Craig's cougar poop.

SVO showed up with pool skimmer
Tried to snag the cougar's bottom.
After all, he invented cougars (and pools, and bottoms).
The cougar got him.

Then one by one the tiny cougar
Killed everybody dead.
Except for jluv, it let him live
To put a poem up in this thread.

This is sticky worthy!

[Strychnine]

Amazing

[Ruffdaddy]

Excellent. A regular old Bill Shakespeare!!!

[krazy kris]

Nice!