Men's salon/grooming/massage?

[SVTNorthTexas]

You know how I know you're gay?

Because I like get my haircut by a cute chick in tight shorts and shirts, and drink a beer while doing so.

[LaserSVT]

i'd like to go down in a blaze of glory with freshly waxed balls and my new Viet-whore in a headlock.

When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

[Mike]

DAMN IT.

To play off your avatar...

"It takes a big man to admit his mistake. I am that big man"

Well played.

[HarrisonTX]

lol

DAMN IT.

To play off your avatar...

"It takes a big man to admit his mistake. I am that big man"

[DaisyDoesDallas]

You know how I know you're gay?

You butt fucked him last night and he loved it????

[347Mike]

I get my hair cut at Knockouts. They also offer massages and facials. Never had one there, but I'm sure it would be alright. Check them out.

You know how I know you're gay?

[SVTNorthTexas]

I guess $150 aint bad if you figure every 2-3 months or so.

Is that for an hour?

I get my hair cut at Knockouts. They also offer massages and facials. Never had one there, but I'm sure it would be alright. Check them out.

[Damnittsteve]

craigslist is too seedy for this kinda thing.
i dont need someone thinking they love me cause i gave them $50 to rub my junk.

it needs to be a business.

sean88gt sucks cock 4 free but yeah he will have love in his eyes 3/4 way through.

[momo]

tony

god bless.

thought about it but i dont like his rape truck.
it turns me off. he got brake fluid on my shoes.

[momo]

Look on craigslist?

craigslist is too seedy for this kinda thing.
i dont need someone thinking they love me cause i gave them $50 to rub my junk.

it needs to be a business.

[momo]

Four Seasons, but it won't be cheap. Massage only is like $130-150.

I guess $150 aint bad if you figure every 2-3 months or so.

Is that for an hour?

[Mike]

Yes, but I also used approxmiately an oz of shampoo and an oz of body wash to wash myself before going to said party. I also had to brush my teeth and shave my balls. I guess that is all factored in too?

Did you use coupons?

[bcoop]

Yes, but I also used approxmiately an oz of shampoo and an oz of body wash to wash myself before going to said party. I also had to brush my teeth and shave my balls. I guess that is all factored in too?

That's a bit of a stretch, but make no mistake. EVERY piece of pussy costs something. Dinner... Drinks.... Your soul...

[bcoop]

You never aplogized for passing around the full blown AIDS so don't start now!

Yeah, but you're a baller so you can afford the cure. No sympathy for you!

[347Mike]

Did you pay for the gas getting to the party with free booze, where you met the chick with her own car?

Yes, but I also used approxmiately an oz of shampoo and an oz of body wash to wash myself before going to said party. I also had to brush my teeth and shave my balls. I guess that is all factored in too?