Got an interview tomorrow.. what to wear

[slow99]

Thank god I'm not in sales; I get to wear rags and potato sacks to interviews!

[SVT Lurch]

and 18" of ovary busting summer sausage waiting to be unleashed like an lapd baton.

LMFAO! a

[Sean88gt]

Lol, Vanity before Sanity. Let me add stuffing a beef log down your pants to the mix. Freakishly huge is an instant win if the interviewer is a female. I've never done it, but you got to ask yourself how bad do you really need the job? Lol....

You know....I might do this for shits and giggles. Sit in the chair sideways with foot in the seat and 18" of ovary busting summer sausage waiting to be unleashed like an LAPD baton.

[CJ-95GT]

Fake it till you make it!!!

Lol, Vanity before Sanity. Let me add stuffing a beef log down your pants to the mix. Freakishly huge is an instant win if the interviewer is a female. I've never done it, but you got to ask yourself how bad do you really need the job? Lol....

[Stunter Bob]

No pic tars of slutty office girls?

fail.

[quikag]

but does it do what a watch should do?

tell time?

No, a nice REAL watch makes someone a baller, shot caller 20" inch blades on the Impala.

A fake watch is lame. I'd rather wear a Timex or Casio than a fake Rolex.

[Silverback]

But they are both still a fake...

but does it do what a watch should do?

tell time?

[Mike]

But they are both still a fake...

Snob

[Roscoe]

Watches, I've owned several replicas, and for the most part, unless I took it off and handed it to someone to over analyze, most really couldn't tell the difference, unless they knew exactly what to look for, i.e. the tail on the red hand Al pointed out.

But they are both still a fake...

[idrivea4banger]

Give it the ol' step brothers interview routine.

[Mike]

/thread

Or

[Pro88LX]

Wear a three wolf moon shirt. They'll probably hire you as CEO!

/thread

[Wicked98Snake]

Wear a three wolf moon shirt. They'll probably hire you as CEO!

[SVT Lurch]

Fake it till you make it!!!

That's what she said/did.

[Ruffdaddy]

Fake it till you make it!!!