Inappropriate jokes...

[The King]

What do you call a man with no arms or legs under a car?





Jack

[LS1Goat]

A black guy, a white guy, and a Mexican guy are walking through the desert, and they come across a lamp. They rub the lamp, and a genie comes out. He'll give 'em each a wish. Black guy goes first. He wants his people healthy and happy, back in Africa. Genie does it. Mexican guy goes second. He wants his people healthy and happy, back in Mexico. Genie does it. White guy's turn. "So all the ni**ers and spics are out of the country?" he asks. "Yeah," says the genie. The white guy says, "Well, I guess I'll have a Coke."

[ThreeFingerPete]

What's the difference between a microwave an anal sex?


A microwave won't brown your meat.

[jluv]

How do you make a 5-year old boy cry again?












Wipe your bloody dick on his teddy bear.

[Gear_Jammer]

What's the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator?

The frig don't fart when you pull the meat out!

[71chevellejohn]

What's worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can?


Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans.

[Junioropolous07]

So a Mexican, a jew and a lawyer walk into a bar

A bean, fertilizer and a betrayer walk into a bar.. Go on...

[paul_376]

So a Mexican, a jew and a lawyer walk into a bar

[Junioropolous07]

Hahaha WTF!

[jdgregory84]

What's the difference between a Ferrari and closet full of dead babies?










I don't have a Ferrari.

How long does it take for a baby to blow up in the microwave?













I can't remember. I was too busy jacking off.