Girl troubles

[Silverback]

Sounds sketchy

probably just on paper, like an "IOU one Orchid Tree"

[Mike]

probably just on paper, like an "IOU one Orchid Tree"

I still have the one you sent me years ago.

[JETFAST]

[mstng86]

^^^lmao

[Silverback]

I still have the one you sent me years ago.

Some of Humberg's finest work, I really like calla lillies on parchment

[Grape]

holy fuck lol

[Broncojohnny]

Can someone summarize this whole fuckin' trainwreck? I'm not reading 20 pages of garbage.

1. Pappapecker brings home skank to bang
2. His old lady who is not really his old lady gets upset
3. Come to find out she really is his old lady
4. He lets other dudes bang her and that is fine
5. He says it was all made up, except the part about her banging other dudes and bought her flowers

[Grape]

Can someone summarize this whole fuckin' trainwreck? I'm not reading 20 pages of garbage.

1. Pappapecker brings home skank to bang
2. His old lady who is not really his old lady gets upset
3. Come to find out she really is his old lady
4. He lets other dudes bang her and that is fine
5. He says it was all made up, except the part about her banging other dudes and bought her flowers

he has to poke her for free room and board

kind of a "it puts the lotion on the skin" arrangement

[Broncojohnny]

he has to poke her for free room and board

kind of a "it puts the lotion on the skin" arrangement

All I can think of is Kingpin:

"Good sex always makes me have to crap..."

[Grimpala]

All I can think of is Kingpin:

"Good sex always makes me have to crap..."

Damnit man, now that image is stuck in my head.

[Grape]

and she is a fatty just as i put $5 on the line for on the first page

[Silverback]

I'm not reading 20 pages of garbage.

It's not like you have anything else to do between porn searching and whiskey swilling!

[STANGGT40]

there's some quality material in this thread! A+

[Leah]

sorry Jr. is also "on paper". as well as grounded from the xbox. he flew the r/c batcopter into the tv and knocked it off the wall mount.

god bless.

Holy shit that's greatness!

The proper apology would involve you sending stargazers to Matt.

Aww, that would be so sweet!

[papapepper]

That is the orchid tree I bought for her last night. she has it sitting in her office right now.

I really am regretful for what I said and how I acted.