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Old 05-30-2022, 11:14 AM   #1
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Old 05-30-2022, 08:37 PM   #2
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We used to have lesbo's on here. You ran them off Scooter! One of them even had a GT350 and became a dude! All your fault.
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Old 05-30-2022, 09:12 PM   #3
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no shit? hahaha.. long story short one of my buddies turned himself into a trans and had a coming out party! fucking total surprise to me! it wasn't a very fun party and seeing him in full make-up, a dress, and with tits made me ill. this happened a week after Easter this year!
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I try to be very tolerant of people and their "situations" but that doesn't mean that I don't find it icky.
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Old 05-31-2022, 11:25 AM   #5
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to each there own i say but when it's close to home and personal then it gets weird.
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Old 05-31-2022, 11:14 PM   #6
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50 something percent of my department is LGBT+. I wasn't sure they were going to get the reference to box, but one blurted out "Oh yeah juice box" Oh and I have fucking ruined Arbys for them. All great employees, and holy shit super hard to offend, they have made me blush a few times. They beat up on the 6.5 straight ones all the time. I was trying to figure out how to put a rainbow on our hiring page the other day.
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Old 06-01-2022, 08:38 AM   #7
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50 something percent of my department is LGBT+. I wasn't sure they were going to get the reference to box, but one blurted out "Oh yeah juice box" Oh and I have fucking ruined Arbys for them. All great employees, and holy shit super hard to offend, they have made me blush a few times. They beat up on the 6.5 straight ones all the time. I was trying to figure out how to put a rainbow on our hiring page the other day.
a juice box, huh? hahaha
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Old 06-01-2022, 03:54 PM   #8
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Old 06-01-2022, 08:59 PM   #9
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Old 06-02-2022, 12:32 AM   #10
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no shit? hahaha.. long story short one of my buddies turned himself into a trans and had a coming out party! fucking total surprise to me! it wasn't a very fun party and seeing him in full make-up, a dress, and with tits made me ill. this happened a week after Easter this year!
Well, at least you still got laid!

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Old 06-02-2022, 10:00 AM   #11
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Well, at least you still got laid!

I kid I kid!
that would make one hell of a boat story! LMAO
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