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Old 03-04-2015, 09:49 PM   #41
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Old 03-04-2015, 09:50 PM   #42
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Old 03-04-2015, 09:52 PM   #43
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Literally laughing my ass off!

There is a definite "who's fucking who" .
Magnus wishes he could get in on one of my threesomes.

I am absolutely crushed that my importance is so low.

Oh, who is on second. I don't know is on first.
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Old 03-04-2015, 09:54 PM   #44
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Old 03-04-2015, 10:15 PM   #45
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Old 03-04-2015, 10:18 PM   #46
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Does he even visit the site anymore?
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Old 03-04-2015, 10:19 PM   #47
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Does he even visit the site anymore?
Who's he? Who's he?
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I want to like Slow99 since people I know say he's a good guy, but just about everything he posts is condescending and passive aggressive.

Most people I talk to have nothing but good things to say about you, but you sure come across as a condescending prick. Do you have an inferiority complex you've attempted to overcome through overachievement? Or were you fondled as a child?

You and slow99 should date. You both have passive aggressiveness down pat.
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Old 03-04-2015, 10:22 PM   #48
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I've had a couple 3 fingered glasses after starting the thread. Now I'm done and about to crawl into bed.

Yes, the member that I would like to refrain from throwing under the bus does frequent the board. I can't find any record of his divorce being finalized and his retirement is at stake.
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Old 03-04-2015, 10:22 PM   #49
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Old 03-04-2015, 10:23 PM   #50
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... and his retirement is at stake.
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I want to like Slow99 since people I know say he's a good guy, but just about everything he posts is condescending and passive aggressive.

Most people I talk to have nothing but good things to say about you, but you sure come across as a condescending prick. Do you have an inferiority complex you've attempted to overcome through overachievement? Or were you fondled as a child?

You and slow99 should date. You both have passive aggressiveness down pat.
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Old 03-04-2015, 10:26 PM   #51
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I've had a couple 3 fingered glasses after starting the thread. Now I'm done and about to crawl into bed.

Yes, the member that I would like to refrain from throwing under the bus does frequent the board. I can't find any record of his divorce being finalized and his retirement is at stake.
Just go to sleep.
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Old 03-04-2015, 10:27 PM   #52
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Old 03-04-2015, 10:28 PM   #53
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Old 03-04-2015, 10:32 PM   #54
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Old 03-04-2015, 10:48 PM   #55
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Look all you want, she can't find anyone else who treats her as bad as I do, and I keep her self esteem so low, she wouldn't think twice about going anywhere else.
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Old 03-04-2015, 11:01 PM   #56
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Old 03-04-2015, 11:03 PM   #57
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Old 03-04-2015, 11:16 PM   #59
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It's my Friday!!! 5 day weekend sucka!

That means dfwm revolves around me!
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