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Old 10-24-2016, 09:25 AM   #1
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I have tried PM her with no response. Anyone have contact with her.
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Old 10-24-2016, 09:33 AM   #2
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I think the best time to contact her is about 9
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Old 10-24-2016, 09:34 AM   #3
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This should go smashingly.
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Old 10-24-2016, 09:54 AM   #4
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Old 10-24-2016, 09:55 AM   #5
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Old 10-24-2016, 10:28 AM   #6
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Old 10-24-2016, 11:15 AM   #7
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Bloodhounds are probably your best bet
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Old 10-24-2016, 11:36 AM   #8
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Old 10-26-2016, 01:16 PM   #9
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Old 10-26-2016, 01:18 PM   #10
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Old 10-26-2016, 01:33 PM   #11
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I heard she has big


Big um... what's the word.. big... shit I'm drawing a blank.
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Old 10-26-2016, 01:40 PM   #12
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Bloodhounds are probably your best bet
Someone post up the link for some good reading...



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Big um... what's the word.. big... shit I'm drawing a blank.
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Old 10-26-2016, 02:14 PM   #13
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Her cunt wasn't leaking all over Las Vegas Blvd because she was on her period. It finally gave up on life after the savage beatings it's incurred at the cocks of 20+ board members. She makes Brit420 look like the Virgin Mary.
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Old 10-26-2016, 02:16 PM   #14
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Big um... what's the word.. big... shit I'm drawing a blank.
Go get you some then, Justin. She's in your neck of the woods.
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Old 10-26-2016, 02:17 PM   #15
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Big um... what's the word.. big... shit I'm drawing a blank.
Softballs in tube socks are the words you were looking for.
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Old 10-26-2016, 03:17 PM   #16
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Go get you some then, Justin. She's in your neck of the woods.
Pass. But in typical DFWM fashion, I would like to see a pic of the person in question. Surprised there isn't one up already.

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Softballs in tube socks are the words you were looking for.
There we go. Big softballs in tube socks. So they say.
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Old 10-26-2016, 03:53 PM   #17
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Pass. But in typical DFWM fashion, I would like to see a pic of the person in question. Surprised there isn't one up already.



There we go. Big softballs in tube socks. So they say.
Long tube socks... and not quite round softballs.
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Old 10-26-2016, 10:27 PM   #18
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If she's in my neck of the woods, I'll look her up for Txdevildog. Doesn't bother me any. Don't know where to start though.
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Old 10-27-2016, 08:13 AM   #19
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If she's in my neck of the woods, I'll look her up for Txdevildog. Doesn't bother me any. Don't know where to start though.
Google Search Took all of 3 seconds for me.

Edit: And it was as disappointing as I had figured.
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Old 10-28-2016, 09:53 AM   #20
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she won't come here
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