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Old 02-10-2011, 12:52 AM   #801
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Jeeeez Steve! LOL!

Would you want someone saying that to your wife?
Easy Billy. She seems to have a good sense of humor about it all. At least give her chance to get vaj all in a twist before you gets yours going. My wife wouldn't lower herself to post on this board and certainly wouldn't post pics of them to get attention or approval from this group of assholes. lol.
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Old 02-10-2011, 12:53 AM   #802
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Easy Billy. She seems to have a good sense of humor about it all. At least give her chance to get vaj all in a twist before you gets yours going. My wife wouldn't lower herself to post on this board and certainly wouldn't post pics of them to get attention or approval from this group of assholes. lol.
LOL...right on both points
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Old 02-10-2011, 01:07 AM   #803
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can someone tell me how to post a tag? i feel i could be funny from time to time
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Old 02-10-2011, 01:11 AM   #804
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Personally I think the tags are hilarious.
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Old 02-10-2011, 01:15 AM   #805
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John would punish a glory hole with all of his might if the wind changed direction enough to get him aroused. Him viewing your fatsacks could only be a step up from there.
It's been too cold out to let my junk swing in the breeze!

I'm just giving her a hard time since she's been nothing but nice to me and she seems to be pretty easy going. If you aren't aware, she is engaged to another board member and I have no plans of pursuing a taken woman(or at least one that I know is taken). Besides, I go doing something like that and it's inviting a metric-fuckton of drama from my GF. I'll pass.


Oh... and I see nothing wrong with liking a nice titty. And if they show up, great. I'll look and most likely comment; But the odds are probably pretty slim that it actually happens.
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Old 02-10-2011, 06:58 AM   #806
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can someone tell me how to post a tag? i feel i could be funny from time to time
i doubt it.

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Old 02-10-2011, 07:00 AM   #807
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Rumor has it they are udders.
The rumor would be wrong...

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Easy Billy. She seems to have a good sense of humor about it all. At least give her chance to get vaj all in a twist before you gets yours going. My wife wouldn't lower herself to post on this board and certainly wouldn't post pics of them to get attention or approval from this group of assholes. lol.
Actually, the reason I suggested she join is that she is just as much of an "asshole" as all of the other assholes on here and is a good fit IMO. What she does to fuck with\stir up the masses is done by her own volition, and I'm sure its not for the "approval" of others.

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Personally I think the tags are hilarious.
Same here....
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Old 02-10-2011, 08:03 AM   #808
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Old 02-10-2011, 09:25 AM   #809
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How do you know there was no PM? You still live in BFE, right?

Yes........eye contact would be difficult if not impossible.
Nope. Moved back to the metroplex, not sure what that has to do with phantom pm's though.
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Old 02-10-2011, 09:30 AM   #810
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you have a twisted mind.
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Old 02-10-2011, 09:33 AM   #811
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you have a twisted mind.
you too!
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Old 02-10-2011, 11:28 AM   #812
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Nope. Moved back to the metroplex, not sure what that has to do with phantom pm's though.
he doesn't understand that when he posts something on the internet, that it's all electronic and it doesn't matter where you are... he's under the impression that the pony express is hand delivering each message
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Old 02-10-2011, 11:43 AM   #813
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How do you know there was no PM?

Seriously? Are you really ignorant enough to try and get a bunch of people to believe that Eric, someone we all know fairly well, sent you a pm about wanting to fuck your old, raggedy, worn out asshole? Give me a break, dude.


I know for a fact that even *IF* Eric was a knob slobbing homo, he wouldn't fuck you with Mr. EDD's dick and Jorge pushing, all because of a night at Sonic in which you fucked one of the most disgusting females known to the human race.


Now, shit talking and joking aside, I do have an honest question.

Is your eye sight getting that bad in your old age?
Are you that hard up for a piece of pussy?



I'm just curious. I mean, every person here has nailed some broad (or multiple, in some cases) that they aren't proud of. Everyone here has nailed a 'moped' in some capacity. Not necessarily a fat girl, but someone you don't want your friends knowing about. I'm just curious, because that beastly woman wasn't even the slightest bit attractive. I mean, not even after 7 gallons of whiskey and a sheet of acid.
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Old 02-10-2011, 11:45 AM   #814
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i'm just curious, because that beastly woman wasn't even the slightest bit attractive. I mean, not even after 7 gallons of whiskey and a sheet of acid.
lmmfao!!!
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Old 02-10-2011, 11:47 AM   #815
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Now why you gotta throw me into that you withdrawl having bastard? lol.
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Old 02-10-2011, 11:47 AM   #816
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Seriously? Are you really ignorant enough to try and get a bunch of people to believe that Eric, someone we all know fairly well, sent you a pm about wanting to fuck your old, raggedy, worn out asshole? Give me a break, dude.


I know for a fact that even *IF* Eric was a knob slobbing homo, he wouldn't fuck you with Mr. EDD's dick and Steve pushing, all because of a night at Sonic in which you fucked one of the most disgusting females known to the human race.


Now, shit talking and joking aside, I do have an honest question.

Is your eye sight getting that bad in your old age?
Are you that hard up for a piece of pussy?


I'm just curious. I mean, every person here has nailed some broad (or multiple, in some cases) that they aren't proud of. Everyone here has nailed a 'moped' in some capacity. Not necessarily a fat girl, but someone you don't want your friends knowing about. I'm just curious, because that beastly woman wasn't even the slightest bit attractive. I mean, not even after 7 gallons of whiskey and a sheet of acid.
One word: Cataracts (sp)
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Old 02-10-2011, 11:50 AM   #817
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Now why you gotta throw me into that you withdrawl having bastard? lol.
I'll edit it just for you. Believe it or not, I was having a hard time coming up with Eric's sworn enemies. lol!
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Old 02-10-2011, 11:52 AM   #818
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Old 02-10-2011, 12:22 PM   #819
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I'm just curious. I mean, every person here has nailed some broad (or multiple, in some cases) that they aren't proud of. Everyone here has nailed a 'moped' in some capacity. Not necessarily a fat girl, but someone you don't want your friends knowing about. I'm just curious, because that beastly woman wasn't even the slightest bit attractive. I mean, not even after 7 gallons of whiskey and a sheet of acid.


HAHA!

And for the record, I don't really have a problem with Steve, but he has gotten a bit annoying in the last year. No where near the level of atrocity that Bill is at.
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HAHA!

And for the record, I don't really have a problem with Steve, but he has gotten a bit annoying in the last year. No where near the level of atrocity that Bill is at.
Like I said, I could not name a single enemy of yours, which shocked me. I mean, we all know you have hundreds on here from over the years. I just couldn't think of a single one!
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