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  • #31
    That's when I casually pull the gas nozzle out of my car and give them a full stream to the face. Works wonders. Use your environment.

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    • #32
      Originally posted by talisman View Post
      That's when I casually pull the gas nozzle out of my car and give them a full stream to the face. Works wonders. Use your environment.
      LMAO, I have always wondered how far the gas will shoot out of a pump nozzle.

      Now, I am wondering how people around me would react if I took it out of the car and tried to make it perfectly into the trash can.
      www.dfwdirtriders.com

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      • #33
        Far enough.

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        • #34
          Originally posted by mustangguy289 View Post
          Fuck you, we are over. You cheating bastard.
          I fucking knew you loved the cock

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          • #35
            Originally posted by talisman View Post
            Far enough.
            Don't need much range when you're 8'3"

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            • #36
              Originally posted by Broncojohnny View Post
              Maybe she was into trains
              and sausage!

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              • #37
                Originally posted by TEAMJACOB View Post
                I fucking knew you loved the cock
                That should go without saying, just go look at the "Tags thread" and go count how many times he talks about cock, the whole time he thought he was anonymous. The only thing that came a close second was him talking about Leah's private parts, if I were Chili I would have drove down to Ellis county and knocked his fucking teeth down his throat.

                The minute Eric and few others started posting pics of HIS wife he started sending PM's and crawdaded back into his hole, fucking moron!
                Originally posted by Silverback
                Look all you want, she can't find anyone else who treats her as bad as I do, and I keep her self esteem so low, she wouldn't think twice about going anywhere else.

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by Rick Modena View Post
                  That should go without saying, just go look at the "Tags thread" and go count how many times he talks about cock, the whole time he thought he was anonymous. The only thing that came a close second was him talking about Leah's private parts, if I were Chili I would have drove down to Ellis county and knocked his fucking teeth down his throat.

                  The minute Eric and few others started posting pics of HIS wife he started sending PM's and crawdaded back into his fucking hole, fucking moron!
                  BOOSH!

                  god bless.
                  It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men -Frederick Douglass

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                  • #39
                    Originally posted by Rick Modena View Post
                    That should go without saying, just go look at the "Tags thread" and go count how many times he talks about cock, the whole time he thought he was anonymous. The only thing that came a close second was him talking about Leah's private parts, if I were Chili I would have drove down to Ellis county and knocked his fucking teeth down his throat.

                    The minute Eric and few others started posting pics of HIS wife he started sending PM's and crawdaded back into his hole, fucking moron!
                    Bazinga!

                    Hence the name "mustanggay"

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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by Rick Modena View Post
                      That should go without saying, just go look at the "Tags thread" and go count how many times he talks about cock, the whole time he thought he was anonymous. The only thing that came a close second was him talking about Leah's private parts, if I were Chili I would have drove down to Ellis county and knocked his fucking teeth down his throat.

                      The minute Eric and few others started posting pics of HIS wife he started sending PM's and crawdaded back into his hole, fucking moron!
                      Well I still owe chili a beer and a handshake if he'd take so I can't say much

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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by talisman View Post
                        That's when I casually pull the gas nozzle out of my car and give them a full stream to the face. Works wonders. Use your environment.
                        make sure it doesn't have one of those safety collars on it!

                        "Back up motherfucker or ill spray you!!"

                        *click*

                        "Fuck......"

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                        • #42
                          Originally posted by Rick Modena View Post
                          That should go without saying, just go look at the "Tags thread" and go count how many times he talks about cock, the whole time he thought he was anonymous. The only thing that came a close second was him talking about Leah's private parts, if I were Chili I would have drove down to Ellis county and knocked his fucking teeth down his throat.

                          The minute Eric and few others started posting pics of HIS wife he started sending PM's and crawdaded back into his hole, fucking moron!
                          Well I still owe chili a beer and a handshake if he'd take so I can't say much

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                          • #43
                            Originally posted by TEAMJACOB View Post
                            Well I still owe chili a beer and a handshake if he'd take so I can't say much
                            Say what again mother fucker
                            Originally posted by BradM
                            But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
                            Originally posted by Leah
                            In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

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                            • #44
                              My phone is too smart for me

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                              • #45
                                Originally posted by TEAMJACOB View Post
                                My phone is too smart for me
                                i imagine that is a long list.

                                god bless.
                                It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men -Frederick Douglass

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