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Old 06-02-2011, 10:53 AM   #201
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Thread shouldn't and won't get deleted and I knew what I was asking for. My minds elsewhere right now while I'm at work and seriously need some entertainment.

Heck it's already lunch. See y'all later.
Pics of lunch make-up sex?
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Old 06-02-2011, 10:54 AM   #202
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Pics of lunch make-up sex?
You know how I know you're gay?
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Old 06-02-2011, 10:55 AM   #203
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You know how I know you're gay?
Because I sent you a PM that said "mstng86 is a homosexual, he keeps trying to get my number and send nude pics of himself" ?
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Old 06-02-2011, 10:56 AM   #204
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LMAO @ Jimmy in the background!

EDIT: I'm gonna put that up on Plenty of Fish!
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Old 06-02-2011, 10:57 AM   #205
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Here's how I would gain control of my house. When you guys start fighting, go into the bathroom, fill the bath tub with water. Then go back into the room where she is (without speaking to her) drag her by her hair to the bathroom and hold her under water til she shuts up. This will end the argument, and next time you guys start to fight, all you have to do is run the water and she'll shut up right away.

I should be a marriage councilor
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Old 06-02-2011, 11:02 AM   #206
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My suggestion would be Eric.


Hey, fuck you!



Some high comedy going on this thread from all angles. Every time I even marginally think my life sucks someone goes and posts some retarded shit like this thread and puts me back in an upswing. I guess that's why I always come back to this site.
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Old 06-02-2011, 11:05 AM   #207
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Here's how I would gain control of my house. When you guys start fighting, go into the bathroom, fill the bath tub with water. Then go back into the room where she is (without speaking to her) drag her by her hair to the bathroom and hold her under water til she shuts up. This will end the argument, and next time you guys start to fight, all you have to do is run the water and she'll shut up right away.

I should be a marriage councilor
Best solution right here!!! LMAO!!!
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Old 06-02-2011, 11:08 AM   #208
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all these posts...... and no pics.......... i feel i am owed at least one pic for having to go through all this BS....
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Old 06-02-2011, 11:14 AM   #209
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so i see this has been an ongoing problem.

god bless.
Lol, I was carefully reading through the comments waiting for someone to say something about this so that I didn't repost. Well played sir.
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Old 06-02-2011, 11:20 AM   #210
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all these posts...... and no pics.......... i feel i am owed at least one pic for having to go through all this BS....
Who the fuck are you? You post pics of wife/girlfriend or GTFO

OP tell the ex don't hate the player, hate the game.
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Old 06-02-2011, 11:20 AM   #211
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I learned something incredibly valuable from this thread, so I'm very thankful I've invested the time in reading and appreciate all of the input from everyone.

Now I just need to figure out how to incorporate "meat wallet" into a conversation...
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Old 06-02-2011, 11:27 AM   #212
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Who the fuck are you? You post pics of wife/girlfriend or GTFO.
i guess i should ask the same from you....
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Old 06-02-2011, 11:30 AM   #213
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i guess i should ask the same from you....
You'd be real handy randy if you would post some pics!
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Old 06-02-2011, 11:34 AM   #214
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this thread really died at lunch
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Old 06-02-2011, 11:34 AM   #215
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You'd be real handy randy if you would post some pics!
rofl..... well i can post one of 01-gater's girl i met her once and ill never forget the encounter......

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_9fGettaW6Z...girl-shaun.jpg
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Old 06-02-2011, 11:35 AM   #216
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i guess i should ask the same from you....

You'll fit in well here.
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Old 06-02-2011, 11:36 AM   #217
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i guess i should ask the same from you....
You're a NEWB pendejo so pics or GTFO.
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Old 06-02-2011, 11:37 AM   #218
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Most women are bat shit crazy..........
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Old 06-02-2011, 11:37 AM   #219
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You'll fit in well here.
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Old 06-02-2011, 11:37 AM   #220
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rofl..... well I can post one of 01-gater's girl I fucked her once and ill never forget the encounter......

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_9fGettaW6Z...girl-shaun.jpg

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