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Old 09-29-2011, 08:47 PM   #101
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his thesis for proving that I'm stupid was that the car I drive to work every day has an alternator!

not making this shit up


Fucking greatness. I'm not even going to search for it. I believe every word.
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Old 09-29-2011, 08:49 PM   #102
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I don't, some do. I love the all violin music.

No, but I'd be happy to for my usual fee of $50 an hour.
Will you wink at me while you do it??
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Old 09-29-2011, 08:49 PM   #103
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Fucking greatness. I'm not even going to search for it. I believe every word.
http://www.dfwmustangs.net/forums/sh...ad.php?t=18655
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Old 09-29-2011, 08:50 PM   #104
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this may be the reason this one got bumped....
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Old 09-29-2011, 08:52 PM   #105
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this may be the reason this one got bumped....
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Old 09-29-2011, 08:55 PM   #106
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That fucker is breathing my air..
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Old 09-29-2011, 09:02 PM   #107
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That fucker is breathing my air..


More like biting at it.
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Old 09-29-2011, 09:05 PM   #108
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LOL don't fuck with the Cooter.
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Old 09-29-2011, 09:08 PM   #109
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More like biting at it.
Solid point. There is a 100% chance I'd fire him.
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Old 09-29-2011, 09:10 PM   #110
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Solid point. There is a 100% chance I'd fire him.

Fuckin' tell me about it! lol
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Old 09-29-2011, 09:14 PM   #111
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I almost want to offer him a position just to yell "sike!" as he walks through the front door.
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Old 09-29-2011, 10:29 PM   #112
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more like biting at it.
lmao!
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Old 09-29-2011, 11:02 PM   #113
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Fuck! I've read this entire thread before, yet I still thought he was taking our IM conversations (in confidence!) and making them public.
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Old 09-29-2011, 11:45 PM   #114
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Neil, weren't you in yellowcard?
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Old 09-30-2011, 12:50 AM   #115
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rocket city redneck
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Old 09-30-2011, 01:55 AM   #116
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Old 09-30-2011, 03:05 AM   #117
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That doesn't cause a headache to read, it causes migraines.
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Old 10-14-2011, 08:02 AM   #118
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Ahem....

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Maybe one day when some new country gets started on Mars or somewhere, we can edit out a bunch of the bullshit in this one.
In reference to the Tea Party/Occupy venn diagram thread in the political forum. The CL thread in the Smack is another good one. Apparently, everyone else is too stupid to understand his level of intelligence. Yes, that must be the problem.
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Old 10-14-2011, 08:03 AM   #119
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He has a good point!
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Old 10-14-2011, 08:07 AM   #120
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He has a good point!
Yes. Lets all go start a new country on Mars or something.
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