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Old 10-14-2011, 08:09 AM   #121
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Let's start with the moon and work our way out...

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Old 10-14-2011, 08:14 AM   #122
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Let's start with the moon and work our way out...
I say we just send him to Mars, that way nobody else is subjected to his inferior ignorance. Stupidity is contagious you know....
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Old 10-14-2011, 08:17 AM   #123
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I say we just send him to Mars, that way nobody else is subjected to his inferior ignorance. Stupidity is contagious you know....
I know, I have been trying to fight off this Obamaitous for a while.
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Old 10-14-2011, 08:27 AM   #124
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I wish. I'm not too fond of them but they make a shit-ton of money off of pre-pubescent, emotionally fragile pre-teens.
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Old 10-14-2011, 10:01 AM   #125
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Every time he posts I think of this:


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Old 10-14-2011, 10:19 AM   #126
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Old 10-14-2011, 08:40 PM   #127
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Can we get a group purchase for his ticket to mars?
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Old 11-03-2011, 03:20 AM   #128
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We've all seen such pics so many times, but where did all that originate? Does it have any factual basis? Like maybe some soldier actually did it at one time, with a parachute on or something?
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Old 11-03-2011, 03:28 AM   #129
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I'm telling you, he's another one of these kids that doesn't actually type. He has a seizure, and someone holds a keyboard up to his writhing fingers. Sure, what ends up on the board looks like actual words, but don't be fooled. There is nothing even close to a coherent thought in any of his posts, again, regardless of appearances, because what we're witnessing is proof that order in chaos exists. What we interpret as, "posts," are actually just random spasms from a poor kid with Grand Mal's. I hope the folks at the group home at least have the decency to give him something to bite down on when he has his fits.
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Old 11-03-2011, 06:37 AM   #130
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I give this thread five stars.
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Old 11-03-2011, 06:50 AM   #131
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Old 11-03-2011, 07:07 AM   #132
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He's a fucking case study for the Dunning-Kruger Effect. He is literally too stupid to realize he's stupid.
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Old 11-03-2011, 06:17 PM   #133
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I'm telling you, he's another one of these kids that doesn't actually type. He has a seizure, and someone holds a keyboard up to his writhing fingers. Sure, what ends up on the board looks like actual words, but don't be fooled. There is nothing even close to a coherent thought in any of his posts, again, regardless of appearances, because what we're witnessing is proof that order in chaos exists. What we interpret as, "posts," are actually just random spasms from a poor kid with Grand Mal's. I hope the folks at the group home at least have the decency to give him something to bite down on when he has his fits.
I have not laughed that hard in a while! Thanks Yale!

Now, if he's lucky enough to formulate sentences with a case of the jiggles, I'm taking that ninja to Vegas so that his Christspasms fucking OWN the craps table !!!!

C'mon, JustinSN95 Jiggler, we gonna make some money offa your Michael J Fox'n ass!
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Old 11-03-2011, 06:36 PM   #135
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Old 11-03-2011, 08:02 PM   #137
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It's also hilarious that he has no idea this thread is here.
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Old 11-03-2011, 08:32 PM   #138
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Old 11-03-2011, 09:31 PM   #139
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Old 11-03-2011, 09:46 PM   #140
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It's also hilarious that he has no idea this thread is here.
Lol! I was wondering why he never post In here.
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