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Old 11-11-2011, 12:25 AM   #501
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Fuck all of you, it hurts to laugh! I felt a pop and I think the titanium wire just split! Damn you all to hell!
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Old 11-11-2011, 12:31 AM   #502
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my name is easy to find! LOL I don't have anything to hide. And based on what I've found online, NEITHER DO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's what's so confusing

your name is Dan Bishop. You first posted on dfwstangs saying you were a car dealer offering to take people to the auctions with you in exchange for parts/help/etc.

you posted an address on dfwstangs when you found a stray dog.

that address circles back around to Dan Bishop... and you have the address posted on your justinsn95 photobucket on a piece of paper tucked under a car part.

all of that comes back around to a DEALER called Dan Bishop Motors that corresponded to that address back when you posted it on dfwstangs years ago! LOL

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this all started when you pulled a fake race card back on the old board... just be real dude, you ain't gotta lie to kick it
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so is Jennifer Cinnamon a stripper name or her real name?

so, you, your girlfriend, your mom, and stepdad all live together?

and your stepdad was the "co-owner" of the car lot you "owned"?
I wouldn't know, I don't know a jennifer cinnamon. Does sound like a stripper name though. I do know a jennifer steele, if that's who you're meaning to say. As for living together, no, I'm afraid not. As stated I really do live in a house in dallas. And, as stated, I really do drive an 07 lincoln mkz. And after texting an old buddy, yes Kenneth Helm does still live there, he did not go to the nursing home as I had presumed. But I'm telling you man, I really do not live there. If you'd ever been there, you'd know that there simply isn't room available. Not only that, but I can't stand the smell of old cow shit. New cow shit and old cow shit smell a little different. The place being some kind of dairy farm... its has a lot of that old cow shit smell. Call me a pussy if you want cause I know a lot of you on here are cowboy types, but I can't take it.

But what if I did have something to hide? What if yall found out I was some kinda child molester ex car thief or murderous rapist or something? What then? Would I be banned? Also looking at the tags, who's justinsn96? I don't know who that is either

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Old 11-11-2011, 12:36 AM   #503
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But what if I did have something to hide? What if yall found out I was some kinda child molester ex car thief or murderous rapist or something? What then? Would I be banned?
hell no, this is dfwmustangs! LOL
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Old 11-11-2011, 05:37 AM   #504
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I sleep for 8 hours and this guy managed to get even fucking dumber. chris? REALLY? Jesus. Like that wasn't going to be hard to disprove. Fucking IDIOT.
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Old 11-11-2011, 09:11 AM   #505
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Wow, Justin, you were born on April Fools Day? That's just staggering.
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Old 11-11-2011, 09:47 AM   #506
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Wow, Justin, you were born on April Fools Day? That's just staggering.
Cosmic gag on humanity, eh?
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Old 11-11-2011, 10:01 AM   #507
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Hello justinsn95,

We at DFWstangs Forums would like to wish you a happy birthday today!

My real bday is april fools day and i already recieved my happy bday email. so i guess what im tryin to say is:

im confused.
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Old 11-11-2011, 10:06 AM   #508
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"I'm confused" really sums up his entire life.
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Old 11-11-2011, 10:08 AM   #509
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it says banned under his name, tell me it's true.
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Old 11-11-2011, 10:09 AM   #510
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You really fooled us, chris!
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Old 11-11-2011, 10:09 AM   #511
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it says banned under his name, tell me it's true.
It's not true.
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Old 11-11-2011, 10:09 AM   #512
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it says banned under his name, tell me it's true.
I believe it would have a capital B if it were true. I'm sure a mod can tell us for sure.
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Old 11-11-2011, 10:10 AM   #513
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Photo of salvage yard ( dealership )
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Old 11-11-2011, 10:10 AM   #514
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I hope the real Blame Canada kicks your ass.
I like that idea. I haven't handed a punk ass little bitch a good ass kicking in a while.
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Old 11-11-2011, 10:15 AM   #515
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I believe it would have a capital B if it were true. I'm sure a mod can tell us for sure.
View user profile, if you can send a PM they aren't banned.
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Old 11-11-2011, 10:17 AM   #516
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Hes not banned...yet...but its still early in the day.
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Old 11-11-2011, 10:20 AM   #517
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Photo of salvage yard ( dealership )


It's a shame that isn't one of those videos from the first Gulf War where you see the structure and two seconds later a missle drops in and vaporizes it.
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Old 11-11-2011, 10:21 AM   #518
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he'll just sign up another username
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Old 11-11-2011, 10:24 AM   #519
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Bing maps has a clear shot of his doublewide its behind his daddy's house .
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Old 11-11-2011, 10:30 AM   #520
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Bing maps has a clear shot of his doublewide its behind his daddy's house .
step dad, Helm is his mom's married name

Four people live at that address. Him, his gf/wife Jennifer Cinnamon, and his mom and step dad.

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