Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

alrighty then

Collapse
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

  • #31
    Originally posted by DON SVO View Post
    You're a waste of God's RAM.
    Originally posted by BradM
    But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
    Originally posted by Leah
    In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

    Comment


    • #32
      Originally posted by Ted View Post
      JLuv's Only the Lonely thread from Canada was pure gold. Best poems EVAR.
      If I wasn't banned over there, I'd take the time to search and cross post it all here.
      Originally posted by BradM
      But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
      Originally posted by Leah
      In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

      Comment


      • #33
        Originally posted by bcoop View Post
        If I wasn't banned over there, I'd take the time to search and cross post it all here.
        PM sent

        Comment


        • #34
          Originally posted by idrivea4banger View Post
          I nominate the brittyann thread
          That reminds me... I need to go Fap.
          www.dfwdirtriders.com

          Comment


          • #35
            Jluv

            ..
            Originally posted by MadScientist View Post
            Let me state that I do not have a singles ad posted anywhere, but I do have a public profile on MSN. I got this email this morning: Do guys actually think shit like this works?!?!?

            how are you.i am Mr. Farooq from Pakistan, i see your profile
            that i find very good and charming, so i decided to write this
            mail.this is my first email to you .So i introduce my self to
            you.My name is Mr.Farooq Ahmad, i have completing my
            MBA ( Master in Bussines ) recently. now i am working as
            Sales Manager in a Unilver .i am 28 year old.
            if you like to contat me you email on these address never
            use address of megafriend.com address,because when you use
            this address you eamil is wasted,because now i am not
            using this address, you must mail me on this address
            (1) fwiu@yahoo.com
            (2) fwiu@hotmail.com
            i am waiting for you mail, ( Remember you must mail only
            uper two address )
            your new fried
            Farooq Ahmad

            Ummmm???? No thanx!!!
            Originally posted by jluv View Post
            Farooq is big pimpin'!

            You should toy with him. Send him a reply like this:

            Farooq,

            I am having very much joy that you have send me e-mail. I am always have wanted to be meet someone from Pakistan. Also my favorite persons that I am dating are have business degrees. To meet you will be very fine if you have sending money to me very lots of it. Please when you send money to make sure you are send it to PO Box, because my real address will be secret that you are not knowing at this time.

            Thanks Farooq, you sexy Pakistani, you.
            Originally posted by jluv View Post
            You could always write him a poem to show your love.



            Farooq, my little foreign man
            You live so far, in Pakistan.
            I bet you're tired of all the sand
            But you probably have a killer tan!

            I want for you to meet my mom
            But promise you won't bring a bomb.
            We'll tell her that you are from Guam
            So don't say "Lakem Ah Salam".

            Life is a desert, and you are my mirage
            My love is a grenade you cannot dodge
            I bought you a turban, it's camoflauge!
            It's in a box in my garage.




            (I could go on, but you get the point.)
            Originally posted by jluv View Post
            Okay, if you insist.....


            Dear Farooq, you are one hairy mammal,
            In fact, you look much like a beast.
            But it's cool, because you match with your camel,
            And I love guys from the Middle East.

            Oh Farooq, your English is bad,
            And your breath smells just like Old Spice.
            But for you, I would go to Baghdad
            Because your e-mail was so very nice. (I read it twice.)

            Oh Farooq, your beard is so long
            And your toenails, well they are long, too.
            I bet you've got one hell of a schlong,
            And I hope you know just what to do!

            Oh Farooq, I know people stare
            And my parents, well you kinda scare 'em
            But damnit, I don't even care
            I still want to be in your harem!
            Originally posted by jluv View Post
            My dearest Farooq,

            I love that towel upon your head.
            I love your dot. It's so bright red.
            I love your house, it's like a shed.
            I love you so much, Farooq Ahmed.

            I love your flip-flops, they are neat.
            They look good on your dark brown feet.
            I love it that you don't eat meat.
            You worship cows, and that sure is sweet.

            You don't have a car, but you sure can run
            You don't have money, but you have a machine gun
            You really like war, it must be fun!
            You don't even care that you've never won.

            I like it when you misbehave.
            I like it that you never shave.
            I want to be your little slave
            And live inside a mountain cave.
            Originally posted by jluv
            In that case, Forensix should send him this:


            Farooq Ahmed, I'll be damn.
            You are not from Pakistan.
            Your e-mail is just stupid spam
            You broke my heart you evil man!

            I knew you sounded kinda cocky
            You're not even a camel jockey.
            I bet your name is Dave or Rocky
            Your probably from Vermont or Milwaukee

            I thought I'd died and gone to heaven
            I thought you owned a 7-11

            Originally posted by jluv View Post
            Great! You just gave me some new material.

            Did your e-mail sound like this?.........

            Hello, my name's canaryass
            My cooter's wet, but I've got gas.

            I really hope you get this e-mail
            I'm ready for you, if you can stand the smell.

            I'm only 16, but my boobs are big.
            I don't have a turban, but I do have a wig.

            I want you Farooq, can you give me a hand?
            Will you make love to me in the hot dry sand?

            I'll grab your butt, it is so hairy.
            I want you to scream "Canary! Canary!"

            If you reply to this e-mail it would really rock.
            Because I'm hungry for your Pakastani cock!
            Originally posted by jluv View Post
            No problem.


            Howdy Farookey, what 'n the heck were you thinkin'
            When you sent me that e-mail, have you been a drinkin'?

            I opened that sucker up, and I said DAD GUM!
            This poor ol' Pakistani fellar show is dumb!

            Them things you was sayin kinda sounded impure.
            If my daddy/uncle sees 'em, he'll kill ya for sure.

            You better run for the hills with your fancy towel hat
            Cuz here in the south we don't take too kindly to that!
            Originally posted by jluv View Post
            Sneaky likes to play with his cock.
            He does it with a dirty sock.

            And when he's done at the end of the day
            He doesn't throw the sock away!

            He cuddles with it in his bed.
            It's always horny. It gives him head.

            At work, he keeps it in his pocket.
            When he gets wood, he takes a break to "sock it".

            You think that's gross, but if you only knew
            What Sneaky does with his favorite shoe!

            He watches the Playboy channel, and takes a gamble
            That one day for a second it might unscramble.

            You may know people that you think are freaky
            But they don't hold a candle to sock-fucking Sneaky!
            Originally posted by jluv
            I really could do this all the time
            It's really somewhat mysterious.
            But if all my posts contained a rhyme
            Then no one would take me serious.
            Originally posted by jluv View Post
            Well, you asked. Remember, this is all in fun.


            There once was a girl named Marie
            She had a split personality

            I'll write her a poem, like she asked me to do
            But I don't know which one I am writing it to!

            There were a few members that gave her a hassle
            She doesn't like KJ, she thinks he's an asshole.

            When that would come up, her personalities split
            And all four of her aliases would start talking shit!

            Now part of this story doesn't totally suck
            because Marie and Foensix are trying to hook up!

            So let the girls go, whatever the reason.
            If Marie is involved, it's already a threesome!
            Originally posted by jluv View Post
            Just when you thought
            This thread was a goner
            I say "no it's not!"
            And I'll make it go longer.

            Farooq may be desperate
            But I see other hard-dicks
            Just look at these leg humpers
            begging for pics!

            This thread got off topic
            The real question at hand,
            is Forensix gonna marry
            this guy from sand land?

            I think that she ought to,
            and if the marriage should spoil
            She can scream out "I got you!"
            And take half his oil!
            Originally posted by jluv View Post
            Come on guys, your rhymes are wack.
            I can do better, and I'm not even black.

            Just give up now, don't look like a fool.
            I don't want to have to take you to school.
            Originally posted by jluv View Post
            Oh, I see, you wanna bring up that stuff?
            Like being with her isn't work enough?

            I'm gonna make it official and do the right thing.
            But her greedy ass wants a 5 carat ring!
            Originally posted by jluv View Post
            Well as of right now, I haven't even been contested.
            And if the rhyme police come, you're the one gettin' arrested.

            Your rhymes are so weak, and your timing is poor.
            Your style is a mess, pick it up off the floor.
            Originally posted by jluv View Post
            A crazy ol' e-mail is how this began.
            It was sent to Forensix by a guy in Pakistan.
            We've started to rhyme now, so that is our plan.
            If you want to ignore the first pages, you can!
            Originally posted by jluv View Post
            You're such a goobersmooch, Cobra R
            You try to bust rhymes, but don't get very far.

            Your luck with the ladies is probably sub-par
            You ain't got much skills, so I hope you have a nice car!

            Comment


            • #36
              Awesome!
              Originally posted by BradM
              But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
              Originally posted by Leah
              In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

              Comment


              • #37
                Originally posted by Dick Moninja View Post
                WTF!

                Does 'Rick Modena' need to BAN a bitch?!?
                Damn straight!

                Comment


                • #38
                  Ha! That's really old stuff. Good times.

                  Comment


                  • #39
                    Good times!

                    Comment


                    • #40
                      Ah yes, the good ol' days....

                      ...before we grew old and boring or too busy with work.

                      Comment


                      • #41
                        Originally posted by talisman View Post
                        Good times!
                        Talisman vs gc2 thread from years back
                        2012 SRT8 Challenger 392 Hemi-6 speed
                        Bright Silver Metallic w/ Black Stripes
                        Leg Maker Inc. 4"Carbon Fiber CAI
                        Speedlogix Catch Can
                        Resonator Delete

                        Comment


                        • #42
                          Dan Bishop thread gets my vote

                          Comment


                          • #43
                            i just read that whole uber toten thread....again. holy hell.

                            x2 on Dan Bishop
                            Originally posted by talisman
                            I wonder if there will be a new character that specializes in bjj and passive agressive comebacks?
                            Originally posted by AdamLX
                            If there was, I wouldn't pick it because it would probably just keep leaving the game and then coming back like nothing happened.
                            Originally posted by Broncojohnny
                            Because fuck you, that's why
                            Originally posted by 80coupe
                            nice dick, Idrivea4banger
                            Originally posted by Rick Modena
                            ......and idrivea4banger is a real person.
                            Originally posted by Jester
                            Man ive always wanted to smoke a bowl with you. Just seem like a cool cat.

                            Comment


                            • #44
                              Originally posted by idrivea4banger View Post
                              i just read that whole uber toten thread....again. holy hell.

                              x2 on Dan Bishop
                              All I can say is I am glad I met you last week. You look curiously awesome!

                              Comment


                              • #45
                                Originally posted by Chili View Post
                                All I can say is I am glad I met you last week. You look curiously awesome!
                                Bi-curiously, right? I knew there was something odd about you, Craig.


                                I haven't read the Uber Toten Schlager thread. Is it good?
                                How do we forget ourselves? How do we forget our minds?

                                Comment

                                Working...
                                X