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Jonah Barrett-Lesko — allegedly filmed molesting a horse in June — was run down by law enforcement officials Tuesday after he escaped a Durango, Colo., jail that had him locked up on trespassing charges stemming from a string of robberies. He was apprehended this time in a nearby creek wearing just his underwear following a 26-minute pursuit, the Durango Herald reports.
After being alerted the 25-year-old suspect had been spotted rushing past a Home Depot wearing a jail uniform, Durango police began their manhunt. At some point, Barrett-Lesko shed his jumpsuit. Police say that made spotting him even easier. He was soon apprehended. “They ran through the river a couple of times, and then out into the middle of the river,” police spokesman Ray Shupe said. “They had enough officers down there that surrounded him.” Barrett-Lesko is believed to have made his break from the jail’s recreational yard, where he was separated from other inmates, due to “keep-separate orders,” police said. They also said there’s video of him climbing a wall and escaping through a hole in a fence. The suspect was reportedly arrested in late spring on suspicion of sexual misconduct involving a horse at the La Plata County Fairgrounds. The four-legged victim’s caretaker documented the assault on a cellphone app linked to a camera in the animal’s stall. After making bail, Barrett-Lesko was picked up again after a half-dozen bicycles went missing. He is also suspected of breaking into a car and shoplifting. He pleaded guilty to felony burglary last month and was awaiting sentencing Friday, when he made his break. The Herald reports that he was looking at a sentence of up to five years in prison, though probation was a possibility. He now faces a felony escape charge. Durango Police Chief Bob Brammer was one of the officers who got his uniform wet luring Barrett-Lesko back into custody. Brammer called the suspect a “prime example” of someone who needs to be in jail. Reading about crazy stuff makes my day.
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Lifer
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I bet he's a blast at parties.
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Lifer
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what a degenerate retard! hahaha
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Question: What's more embarrassing? Knowing that you banged a horse for getting caught banging a horse.
The real unanswered question here is this; was he fucking a stallion or fucking a mare? Who was the top?
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Lifer
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Could be worse...How about the Boeing employee who died from being boned by a horse???
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Does not play well with others....unless it has four legs and eats hay.
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I think that was Mr Hands. It would suck to be remembered for that. If I recall correctly he was not unhappy about taking 30 inches of dick; he simply died from complications of taking all that dick.
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nay lolz @ 30 inches, svo did it 1st |
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