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Old 06-02-2011, 08:55 AM   #21
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If you have an assault charge on your record like me then it's hard to find places that will rent to you..... Most places won't even consider me until after 7 years of the charge and even then some still won't.
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Old 06-02-2011, 08:55 AM   #22
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you can take the girl out of the trailer, but not the trailer out of the girl
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Old 06-02-2011, 08:56 AM   #23
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1. you live with your ex-girlfriend as a roommate
2. You still tap it "on a daily basis"
3. She cries Historically

You gots problems son, run away, far far away.
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Old 06-02-2011, 08:56 AM   #24
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Stay where you are , enjoy the setup and ass , just don't shit where you eat .
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Old 06-02-2011, 08:57 AM   #25
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How much time is left on the lease ? I think your best bet is to go to the other chicks place even if it cost cab fair . Its cheaper then having your dick stitched back on . Bang the x in the house and bang the other sluts in there's .
That's what I've been doing! I just thought it would be okay finally to have sex in my OWN bed. I know she has men over for the night so why the fuck couldn't I?


And for what it's worth, when we finished I kicked her out and went in the ex room and beat it up, didn't even wash my dick
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Old 06-02-2011, 08:57 AM   #26
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so i see this has been an ongoing problem.

God bless.
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Old 06-02-2011, 08:58 AM   #27
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So basically, you like having a live in maid that pays half the rent. That makes sense and is logical, it is too bad women don't make sense and aren't logical.
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Old 06-02-2011, 08:59 AM   #28
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so i see this has been an ongoing problem.

god bless.
Nope. That was the first time I've seen her cry due to me fooling around with another woman. And actually I didn't see her cry, I could just hear it. She was just trying to fuck up the mood.
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Old 06-02-2011, 09:01 AM   #29
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And for what it's worth, when we finished I kicked her out and went in the ex room and beat it up, didn't even wash my dick
Sounds like she has self-esteem issues. Any self-respecting woman would not have slept with you after that.

That or she is just addicted to the cawk.
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Old 06-02-2011, 09:03 AM   #30
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so i see this has been an ongoing problem.

god bless.
Glad to see I wasn't the only one who caught that.
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Old 06-02-2011, 09:04 AM   #31
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That's what I've been doing! I just thought it would be okay finally to have sex in my OWN bed. I know she has men over for the night so why the fuck couldn't I?


And for what it's worth, when we finished I kicked her out and went in the ex room and beat it up, didn't even wash my dick
As great as this is for us to brag about, my experience with life has taught me that what you just did was confirmed to her that you still have feelings for her.

In her head you wanted to make sure she was okay and her needs were met before you two love birds go to sleep, because every couple knows you don't go to bed angry at each other.

Sorry about your bad luck. You have two options, marry her or leave her.

Post pics so I can develop an exit strategy, complete with plans for living without her.
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Old 06-02-2011, 09:05 AM   #32
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Sounds like she has self-esteem issues. Any self-respecting woman would not have slept with you after that.

That or she is just addicted to the cawk.
Like I said, she's got that itch. I do agree though her having self-esteem issues that would explain her need for always wanting to feel needed by whomever.


Although I did play it off though that we didn't have sex so don't think she really knows.
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Old 06-02-2011, 09:05 AM   #33
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You two are both fucking nuts.

You're just as retarded as she is. How in the hell could either of you possibly think that was going to be an arrangement that would work is well the fuck beyond me?

She's acting like a typical emotionally attached chick. What was the cause of the break up in the first place since it seems like you two still have a thing for each other anyways.

You need to get your fucking dick under control before one of those one nighters turns into an 18 year affair.

How old are you anyways?
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Old 06-02-2011, 09:06 AM   #34
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Although I did play it off though that we didn't have sex so don't think she really knows.
A representative will be over to cut a corner from your man card.
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Old 06-02-2011, 09:06 AM   #35
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What was the cause of the break up in the first place since it seems like you two still have a thing for each other anyways.
The rent was too damn high!
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Old 06-02-2011, 09:06 AM   #36
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It's cause you're still tapping the ex. Stop the sex with her an things change drastically

Or be smarter about it...you can always trick a bitch.
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Old 06-02-2011, 09:07 AM   #37
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Pics of ex.
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Old 06-02-2011, 09:07 AM   #38
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i've got $5 that says she's a fatty that pays MOST of the bills in return for wang.....
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Old 06-02-2011, 09:09 AM   #39
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i've got $5 that says she's a fatty that pays MOST of the bills in return for wang.....
I'd give some wang to a fatty if she paid most of my bills! I got no shame
I'd be a jiggly jiggalo!
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Damn, man. Sorry to hear that. If it'll cheer you up, Geor swallows. And even if it doesn't cheer you up, it cheers him up.
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Old 06-02-2011, 09:12 AM   #40
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i've got $5 that says she's a fatty that pays MOST of the bills in return for wang.....
I'll add $10 to that.

And i'll venture to say she was running around crying because "his" bed that he was having sex in was really hers, and she was worried the fatty he brought home was going to break it.
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