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Old 06-02-2011, 09:13 AM   #41
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Old 06-02-2011, 09:15 AM   #42
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As great as this is for us to brag about, my experience with life has taught me that what you just did was confirmed to her that you still have feelings for her.

In her head you wanted to make sure she was okay and her needs were met before you two love birds go to sleep, because every couple knows you don't go to bed angry at each other.

Sorry about your bad luck. You have two options, marry her or leave her.

Post pics so I can develop an exit strategy, complete with plans for living without her.

Maybe a little feeling of guilt but damn why should I even feel guilty?

Well she isn't the wife type. So moving out is the only option.


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I didn't catch that. Lol.
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Old 06-02-2011, 09:15 AM   #43
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Old 06-02-2011, 09:18 AM   #44
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Old 06-02-2011, 09:18 AM   #45
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^^^^ This is what I should have said.



Biggest reason we remain roommates is for the great benifits every now and then and she is a stable, reliable person as far as rent/bills and cleaning etc... cooking goes. Although having my OWN is much better.
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Maybe a little feeling of guilt but damn why should I even feel guilty?Well she isn't the wife type. So moving out is the only option.

Sounds like the wife type to me. It also sounds like you used your guilt as a way to get in her pants.

You can't be mad at her. She is simply reacted to what you give her to work with.
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Old 06-02-2011, 09:20 AM   #46
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Sounds like the wife type to me. It also sounds like you used your guilt as a way to get in her pants.

You can't be mad at her. She is simply reacted to what you give her to work with.
Yeah that's what it sounds like. Why exactly are you guys not together? I guess I missed that part.
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Old 06-02-2011, 09:21 AM   #47
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Haha y'all are funny. I'm 23 years old. Won't be having kids anytime soon if everything goes to plan and I continue to wrap up.

No she's not ugly. Either of them. And the girl I brought home last night IMO looks better. Even think ruffdaddy saw my ex on st. pattys day?

We have two bedrooms and our own beds so I don't see how it wouldn't work!
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Old 06-02-2011, 09:22 AM   #48
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If i had to guess, he thinks he deserves better for some odd reason and his conscious won't let him settle for what he mistakenly thinks is below him.

That, or he has commitment issues and no control over his junk like a teenager and needs to stick it into anything that moves.


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Old 06-02-2011, 09:23 AM   #49
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Haha y'all are funny. I'm 23 years old. Won't be having kids anytime soon if everything goes to plan and I continue to wrap up.

No she's not ugly. Either of them. And the girl I brought home last night IMO looks better. Even think ruffdaddy saw my ex on st. pattys day?

We have two bedrooms and our own beds so I don't see how it wouldn't work!
I'm 23, and that sounds pretty nice to me!
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Old 06-02-2011, 09:23 AM   #50
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We're not together because she deserved to be happy and I'm an asshole. According to her at least.... Oh and a few pictures some girls sent to my phone.


Main reason we're not together though is she has NO girlfriends all guyfriends and that won't work for me I've already got enough shit on my plate to worry about what the fuck someone is doing while I'm not around.
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Old 06-02-2011, 09:23 AM   #51
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sounds like she wanted her cake and eat it too
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Old 06-02-2011, 09:24 AM   #52
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We're not together because she deserved to be happy and I'm an asshole. According to her at least.... Oh and a few pictures some girls sent to my phone.
Ok well... the NSFW forum is awaiting her pictures.
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Old 06-02-2011, 09:25 AM   #53
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I'm 23 years old.
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Old 06-02-2011, 09:26 AM   #54
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I'm 23, and that sounds pretty nice to me!
Exactly. The arrangement was we could fuck with whomever we wanted to. We both made each other secondary and no longer a primary. As long as rent/bills get paid and on time that's all that matters and have a clean house when I come home from work every night.
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Old 06-02-2011, 09:27 AM   #55
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...waiting for a females opinion on the matter.
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Old 06-02-2011, 09:27 AM   #56
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I'm 23, and that sounds pretty nice to me!
I can recall being 23 and doing the exact same shit.

This is why I can sit here and type these responses with absolute confidenece at the ripe age of 32.

This is also why I will never have "girl problems" again. Just wait until you guys are older. The term asshole hasn't even been established as far as y'all are considered.
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Old 06-02-2011, 09:28 AM   #57
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Sounds like you're the problem, not her. Stop trying to pretend it's her.
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Old 06-02-2011, 09:29 AM   #58
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Ok well... the NSFW forum is awaiting her pictures.
I'll possibly consider posting pictures but not of said ex-girlfriend. She is a little more classy then that and that's asking for trouble. She's the business type woman suit and all mon-fri plus works at the gym on the weekends so yeah she has a body.

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Exactly. I told her this morning the exact same thing. It's like I'm damned if I do and I'm damned if I don't.
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Old 06-02-2011, 09:31 AM   #59
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Sounds like you're the problem, not her. Stop trying to pretend it's her.
How so? I work and come home every day to my daily routine. I decided 3 months has been long enough and my bed needs to be broken in, ASAP.

Main reason I brought this chick over was the fact that the night before we were suppose to watch the Mavs game when some guy called and she took the phone call in the other room then ditched without even saying anything. I didn't trip? I sure got even though.
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Old 06-02-2011, 09:32 AM   #60
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Sounds like you're the problem, not her. Stop trying to pretend it's her.
You sound incredibly bitter, and jealous. lmfao.
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