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Old 10-04-2011, 01:18 PM   #1
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Default Someone threatens to "punch you in the fu¢kin face"

in a busy gas station parking lot. Do you let them take a swing at you before you defend yourself? Some dumbass just tried this on me. Problem is I conceal carry and try to avoid confrontation, but sometimes you can't. What would you do?
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Old 10-04-2011, 01:18 PM   #2
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Old 10-04-2011, 01:19 PM   #3
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was it a stupid mothertucker?
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Old 10-04-2011, 01:19 PM   #4
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Old 10-04-2011, 01:19 PM   #5
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don't piss people off at a gas station. Works for me.
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Old 10-04-2011, 01:20 PM   #6
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in a busy gas station parking lot. Do you let them take a swing at you before you defend yourself? Some dumbass just tried this on me. Problem is I conceal carry and try to avoid confrontation, but sometimes you can't. What would you do?

cut them with my filero
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Old 10-04-2011, 01:20 PM   #7
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Old 10-04-2011, 01:22 PM   #8
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why would he threaten you? did you provoke him? If so, let him take a swing first. If he's just some crack head, hint at your concealed weapon, put your hand on it, turn around and walk away...if he's a somewhat smart crack head (oxymoron), he will leave it at that...
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Old 10-04-2011, 01:22 PM   #9
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I'd pull a Steve and armbar him
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Old 10-04-2011, 01:23 PM   #10
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i would tell him to get to it. im too damn old, and had my ass kicked enough to know i am not scared of it happening again. i give an asskicking just a well as i can take one.

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Old 10-04-2011, 01:23 PM   #11
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Usually if someone with a threatening demeanor gets close enough for me to hit then I don't wait. It shows intent to harm me, usually one or two punches and most people don't want any. It depends though I've noticed 90% of people who threaten don't really want to fight more of trying to talk themselves into it. Usually if they want to do something they don't talk and do it
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Old 10-04-2011, 01:23 PM   #12
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What is up with all these newbies and weird ass screenames.... anybody doing IP checks for trolls?
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Old 10-04-2011, 01:24 PM   #13
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But to answer your question... i would take my shirt off and yell "Come at me bro".
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Old 10-04-2011, 01:24 PM   #14
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i would tell him to get to it. im too damn old, and had my ass licked enough to know i love it and want it to happen again and again. i take an asslicking just a well as i can give one.

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Old 10-04-2011, 01:32 PM   #16
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I'd bite his fucking ear off and eat it.
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Old 10-04-2011, 01:35 PM   #17
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lol, I'd try to avoid while keeping an eye on him.
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Old 10-04-2011, 01:37 PM   #18
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Id fap on him.
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Old 10-04-2011, 01:38 PM   #19
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Ahhh yeeessss, finally the voice of reason speaks!

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Old 10-04-2011, 01:41 PM   #20
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I'd grab one of those nasty windshield scrubbers and fling dirty water on him....
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