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Old 10-04-2011, 01:44 PM   #21
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On a side note, I had some little teenage bitch start road raging me the other day. I'll leave out all the details, but she followed me off the hwy and when we get to the light she opens here door and reaches in here glove box. That stupid bitch better be glad she didn't step put of the car I was about to hydroshok that dizzy cunt.

BTW I never shot a woman, is it any different than shooting a man?
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Old 10-04-2011, 01:46 PM   #22
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On a side note, I had some little teenage bitch start road raging me the other day. I'll leave out all the details, but she followed me off the hwy and when we get to the light she opens here door and reaches in here glove box. That stupid bitch better be glad she didn't step put of the car I was about to hydroshok that dizzy cunt.

BTW I never shot a woman, is it any different than shooting a man?
You don't have to lead them as much because they can't run as fast.

I am disappointed that you didn't ask to see her milksacks.
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Old 10-04-2011, 01:46 PM   #23
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On a side note, I had some little teenage bitch start road raging me the other day. I'll leave out all the details, but she followed me off the hwy and when we get to the light she opens here door and reaches in here glove box. That stupid bitch better be glad she didn't step put of the car I was about to hydroshok that dizzy cunt.

BTW I never shot a woman, is it any different than shooting a man?
Shoot yourself in the leg and let us know.
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Old 10-04-2011, 01:47 PM   #24
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one bitches and one doesnt. one has a vagina and one doesnt. there lots of differences
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Old 10-04-2011, 01:51 PM   #25
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You don't have to lead them as much because they can't run as fast..
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I am disappointed that you didn't ask to see her milksacks.
Actually I had my wife with me and she stayed behind me the whole time, but another bitch did a few months back, I did pull next to her and asked her if she wanted to fuck, she told me she was going to call the cops.

I told her to call them cocksuckers and see what happens...

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Shoot yourself in the leg and let us know.
You sure have been following me around a lot lately, you need something?
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Old 10-04-2011, 01:51 PM   #26
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What would you do?

Cancel this account and get one without a stupid fucking name
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Old 10-04-2011, 01:53 PM   #28
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You sure have been following me around a lot lately, you need something?
Just you, baby.
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Just you, baby.
Fuck you, we are over. You cheating bastard.
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Actually I had my wife with me and she stayed behind me the whole time, but another bitch did a few months back, I did pull next to her and asked her if she wanted to fuck, she told me she was going to call the cops.
Maybe she was into trains
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Old 10-04-2011, 01:57 PM   #31
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That's when I casually pull the gas nozzle out of my car and give them a full stream to the face. Works wonders. Use your environment.
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That's when I casually pull the gas nozzle out of my car and give them a full stream to the face. Works wonders. Use your environment.
LMAO, I have always wondered how far the gas will shoot out of a pump nozzle.

Now, I am wondering how people around me would react if I took it out of the car and tried to make it perfectly into the trash can.
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Old 10-04-2011, 01:59 PM   #33
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Far enough.
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Fuck you, we are over. You cheating bastard.
I fucking knew you loved the cock
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Old 10-04-2011, 02:08 PM   #37
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I fucking knew you loved the cock
That should go without saying, just go look at the "Tags thread" and go count how many times he talks about cock, the whole time he thought he was anonymous. The only thing that came a close second was him talking about Leah's private parts, if I were Chili I would have drove down to Ellis county and knocked his fucking teeth down his throat.

The minute Eric and few others started posting pics of HIS wife he started sending PM's and crawdaded back into his hole, fucking moron!
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Old 10-04-2011, 02:09 PM   #38
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That should go without saying, just go look at the "Tags thread" and go count how many times he talks about cock, the whole time he thought he was anonymous. The only thing that came a close second was him talking about Leah's private parts, if I were Chili I would have drove down to Ellis county and knocked his fucking teeth down his throat.

The minute Eric and few others started posting pics of HIS wife he started sending PM's and crawdaded back into his fucking hole, fucking moron!
BOOSH!

god bless.
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That should go without saying, just go look at the "Tags thread" and go count how many times he talks about cock, the whole time he thought he was anonymous. The only thing that came a close second was him talking about Leah's private parts, if I were Chili I would have drove down to Ellis county and knocked his fucking teeth down his throat.

The minute Eric and few others started posting pics of HIS wife he started sending PM's and crawdaded back into his hole, fucking moron!
Bazinga!

Hence the name "mustanggay"
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That should go without saying, just go look at the "Tags thread" and go count how many times he talks about cock, the whole time he thought he was anonymous. The only thing that came a close second was him talking about Leah's private parts, if I were Chili I would have drove down to Ellis county and knocked his fucking teeth down his throat.

The minute Eric and few others started posting pics of HIS wife he started sending PM's and crawdaded back into his hole, fucking moron!
Well I still owe chili a beer and a handshake if he'd take so I can't say much
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