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Old 10-04-2011, 02:25 PM   #41
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That's when I casually pull the gas nozzle out of my car and give them a full stream to the face. Works wonders. Use your environment.
make sure it doesn't have one of those safety collars on it!

"Back up motherfucker or ill spray you!!"

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Old 10-04-2011, 02:26 PM   #42
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That should go without saying, just go look at the "Tags thread" and go count how many times he talks about cock, the whole time he thought he was anonymous. The only thing that came a close second was him talking about Leah's private parts, if I were Chili I would have drove down to Ellis county and knocked his fucking teeth down his throat.

The minute Eric and few others started posting pics of HIS wife he started sending PM's and crawdaded back into his hole, fucking moron!
Well I still owe chili a beer and a handshake if he'd take so I can't say much
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Old 10-04-2011, 02:29 PM   #43
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Well I still owe chili a beer and a handshake if he'd take so I can't say much
Say what again mother fucker
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Old 10-04-2011, 02:31 PM   #44
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My phone is too smart for me
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Old 10-04-2011, 02:32 PM   #45
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My phone is too smart for me
i imagine that is a long list.

god bless.
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Old 10-04-2011, 02:32 PM   #46
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make sure it doesn't have one of those safety collars on it!

"Back up motherfucker or ill spray you!!"

*click*

"Fuck......"
Eric's been watching too many B movies where they make flamethrowers out of gas nozzles with just the help of a period correct Zippo.
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Old 10-04-2011, 02:36 PM   #47
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i imagine that is a long list.

God bless.
boosh!
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Old 10-04-2011, 02:36 PM   #48
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Eric's been watching too many B movies where they make flamethrowers out of gas nozzles with just the help of a period correct Zippo.
Point Break is not a B movie!
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Old 10-04-2011, 02:37 PM   #49
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Point Break is not a B movie!
Sorry, B- movies
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Old 10-04-2011, 02:51 PM   #50
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On a side note, I had some little teenage bitch start road raging me the other day. I'll leave out all the details, but she followed me off the hwy and when we get to the light she opens here door and reaches in here glove box. That stupid bitch better be glad she didn't step put of the car I was about to hydroshok that dizzy cunt.

BTW I never shot a woman, is it any different than shooting a man?
Not at all. They drop just as fast and tend to be less likely to continue the fight once you pump a few rounds into them.

Why, have you shot a man?
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Old 10-04-2011, 02:52 PM   #51
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in a busy gas station parking lot. ... What would you do?
1. Take the gas nozzle out of the car
2. Pull out lighter
3. Yell "Burn it with fire!"
4. Return to filling up the car
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Old 10-04-2011, 02:53 PM   #52
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Why, have you shot a man?
I don't remember, ask Silverback...
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Old 10-04-2011, 02:55 PM   #53
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I don't remember, ask Silverback...
If you have then as I said, no different. Though over here, a jury may not be as sympathetic
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Old 10-04-2011, 03:02 PM   #54
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Rick only shot Elvis in the butt with his "love gun".

Not sure if that counts
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Old 10-04-2011, 03:53 PM   #55
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I would come up with a horribly stupid screen name and post about it on a website full of people who don't give a shit.
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Old 10-04-2011, 04:25 PM   #56
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in a busy gas station parking lot. Do you let them take a swing at you before you defend yourself? Some dumbass just tried this on me. Problem is I conceal carry and try to avoid confrontation, but sometimes you can't. What would you do?
Id sing "Wheel in the Sky" from Journey while running at him swinging two Rock Band guitars around like a windmill and knock him down then teabag his forehead through my leopard skin pants.
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Old 10-04-2011, 04:39 PM   #57
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I'd fart in his dufflebag, n*99A.
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Old 10-04-2011, 04:41 PM   #58
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A to the K?

A to the muthafukkin Z.
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Old 10-04-2011, 04:59 PM   #59
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What you need to do is...
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Old 10-04-2011, 05:51 PM   #60
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