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Old 03-07-2023, 08:51 PM   #1
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the sound of death, slow death.....its all you hear in here....
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Old 03-07-2023, 09:10 PM   #2
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Old 03-07-2023, 09:28 PM   #3
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I earned it, made a mod cry and they changed it. Its a badge of honor. I noticed you didn't
deny the place is in hospice........kinda sad in a way. But I hope the people who resurrected it from Canada have lost actual money.
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Old 03-07-2023, 10:23 PM   #4
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I earned it, made a mod cry and they changed it. Its a badge of honor. I noticed you didn't
deny the place is in hospice........kinda sad in a way. But I hope the people who resurrected it from Canada have lost actual money.
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Old 03-08-2023, 10:53 AM   #5
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the sound of death, slow death.....its all you hear in here....
so come here and participate, create content, interaction, etc, but stupid "this place is dead/dying" posts are worthless.
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Old 03-08-2023, 11:43 AM   #6
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Those gasps are the sounds you make after deep throating your sugar daddy.
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Old 03-08-2023, 11:54 AM   #7
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Heard the same thing from your mom! She gives my nipples butterfly kisses.
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Old 03-08-2023, 11:58 AM   #8
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cool story, and you are?...
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Old 03-08-2023, 11:59 AM   #9
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BTW she's loves my waterbed!
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Old 03-08-2023, 12:07 PM   #10
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She bought me a 20 pack of 'chickie nuggles'
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Old 03-08-2023, 12:10 PM   #11
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Sage words from an NPC whose inner monologue sounds like a 7-11 microwave undercooking a frozen burrito.
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Old 03-08-2023, 04:20 PM   #12
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Whoever this guy is, sounds like a real boner.
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Old 03-08-2023, 04:25 PM   #13
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Old 03-08-2023, 05:07 PM   #14
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Old 03-09-2023, 11:12 AM   #15
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I want to pull out the BAN stick soooo bad...
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Old 03-09-2023, 11:48 AM   #16
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Nahhh. Don’t censor the idiot, let him talk more and verify it.
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Old 03-09-2023, 03:00 PM   #17
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Nahhh. Don?t censor the idiot, let him talk more and verify it.
Thats the ONLY reason I don't, its entertaining to watch him make a complete idiot of himself...
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Old 03-18-2023, 05:30 PM   #18
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This place will never die!
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