Platinum Tent passes for the Nelson on May 20th

[Vertnut]

My wife just scored a couple of passes for the Platinum Tent on the 18th green for the final round of the Byron Nelson. Unlimited food and drink for the day. Every once in a while the old gal comes through. Should be fun, especially at no charge!

[Badass2000GT]

Where's my invite?

[Geor!]

Golf is for old men and pussies. We've got both bases covered.

[ELVIS]

i have no interest in golf, nor the uppity crowd i imagine that gathers there, but i want to go to the nelson or the colonial for some reason.

god bless.

[Vertnut]

Golf is for old men and pussies. We've got both bases covered.

The Nelson is known for all the quality trim, especially around the 18th hole during the championship round. By the way, I don't even play golf. And Geoffrey, you pick the sport, and I will make you my bitch.

[Geor!]

The Nelson is known for all the quality trim, especially around the 18th hole during the championship round. By the way, I don't even play golf. And Geoffrey, you pick the sport, and I will make you my bitch.

Wallball, motherfucker! Prepare for welts and lots of them. Actually any sport that involves running of any kind, I'm pretty much disqualified from. My knee won't allow it.

[ELVIS]

The Nelson is known for all the quality trim, especially around the 18th hole during the championship round. By the way, I don't even play golf. And Geoffrey, you pick the sport, and I will make you my bitch.

100% BOOSH COMPLETED!!!!!!!!

god bless.

[Vertnut]

Wallball, motherfucker! Prepare for welts and lots of them. Actually any sport that involves running of any kind, I'm pretty much disqualified from. My knee won't allow it.

Wallball? WTF? You call ME a pussy?

[SVT Lurch]

My wife just scored a couple of passes for the Platinum Tent on the 18th green for the final round of the Byron Nelson. Unlimited food and drink for the day. Every once in a while the old gal comes through. Should be fun, especially at no charge!

I did that last year, tons of fun. I'd try the sponsor's recommended drinks. Last year it was Ketel vodka and they had a few good ones.

i have no interest in golf, nor the uppity crowd i imagine that gathers there, but i want to go to the nelson or the colonial for some reason.

god bless.

Like he said, the Nelson is viewed as the "party" tournament. Very few of the typical golf snobs. They go to Augusta for the Masters and leave us common folk to get hammered at the Nelson.

[Vertnut]

100% BOOSH COMPLETED!!!!!!!!

god bless.

LOL! I love giving Geof shit.

[Vertnut]

I did that last year, tons of fun.


Like he said, the Nelson is viewed as the "party" tournament. Very few of the typical golf snobs. They go to Augusta for the Masters and leave us common folk to get hammered at the Nelson.

Thanks, Lurch! That was my point. One big-ass party...and free!

[Nash B.]

Looks like somebody drank his Ensure this morning. You gonna take that from him, Geor?

[Vertnut]

Looks like somebody drank his Ensure this morning. You gonna take that from him, Geor?

Fuckin' aye, he will. I'll run his ass into the ground. Nothing worse than getting beat by an "old man".

[Geor!]

Wallball? WTF? You call ME a pussy?

Gladiator style? I've got a sword and a mace.

[ELVIS]

haha geor is crying somewhere right now hoping that you are just kidding!

god bless.