Grill Master trucks

[stangin4lyfe]

Just got approached by one of these terds yesterday and had to send him packing!

[Roscoe]

Working from home you'd be surprised how many fuckers come by your place when you aren't there.... I keep my truck parked in the driveway and was on a conference call (on a headset) when my dogs started going apeshit. I go to the door right as the guy rings the doorbell and I open with a rather scowling glare and right as I was saying, "Man I'm working and don't have time for this" at the same time he says, "Man that's a really nice truck, what year........oh. Can I come back?"

"No."

[Rick Modena]

i buy meat off the truck, then i feed it to you fucks when you come over for "bbq's"...

[lincolnboy]

their meats not bad....like its texture and softness..

[BradM]

I always knew you liked soft meat.

[Ted]

I always knew you liked soft meat.

He says the veinier, the better.

[Silverback]

Working from home you'd be surprised how many fuckers come by your place when you aren't there.... I keep my truck parked in the driveway and was on a conference call (on a headset) when my dogs started going apeshit. I go to the door right as the guy rings the doorbell and I open with a rather scowling glare and right as I was saying, "Man I'm working and don't have time for this" at the same time he says, "Man that's a really nice truck, what year........oh. Can I come back?"

"No."

just answer the door Forever_frost style, in your tighty whiteys, gun in hand.

[BradM]

One of these fucks came to my house tonight. I ran and grabbed a shotgun and racked it by the door. I peaked through the curtain and the dude was sprinting!

[racrguy]

One of these fucks came to my house tonight. I ran and grabbed a shotgun and racked it by the door. I peaked through the curtain and the dude was sprinting!

You should have set the shotgun down and open the door with some kitchen device and scream "I was just going to offer you some coffee!"

[BradM]

LOL, it happened so fast and I was so surprised that I had to act fast.

[Pro88LX]

Lol!