Mexican soldiers detained after crossing into South Texas

[Mr_Fiux]

They were stopped because they didn't have their green cards.

[Geor!]

Withdraw from Iraq and Afghanistan -- nation-building in the Middle East is destined to fail miserably. Fight the REAL war in that shithole called Mexico. Legalize pot to help the issue. Then after kicking Mexico's ass, declare that part of the United States too, then the billions of dirty illegals will be formerly legalized. SOS anybody from those shittier shithole Central American countries who try to enter afterwards. ESPECIALLY those goddamned Guatemalans!

[helosailor]

I was with a guy that accidentally drove into Tijuana once, true story. Maybe the driver (not drivers, since there was only 33 of them) just missed his turn.

[Denny]

Withdraw from Iraq and Afghanistan -- nation-building in the Middle East is destined to fail miserably. Fight the REAL war in that shithole called Mexico. Legalize pot to help the issue. Then after kicking Mexico's ass, declare that part of the United States too, then the billions of dirty illegals will be formerly legalized. SOS anybody from those shittier shithole Central American countries who try to enter afterwards. ESPECIALLY those goddamned Guatemalans!

Not likely. I just got an email from the Department of Defense to send them a quote to extend my project to 31 December... FML.

[Frank]

I was with a guy that accidentally drove into Tijuana once, true story. Maybe the driver (not drivers, since there was only 33 of them) just missed his turn.

How? When did you realize it? Was it a sign that tipped you off?

[Forever_frost]

Right, no one in the truck could read the sign in English and SPANISH that read "US/Mexican Border."

[helosailor]

How? When did you realize it? Was it a sign that tipped you off?

The guy that was driving was kind of a doofus. I told him that he needed to exit before the border and we could park then walk across. He thought it seemed like too far to walk and swore that there was somewhere closer we could park. Well, I was right (I had been there before) and he was wrong. He realized how wrong when he saw the border ahead and there was no way to turn around. It didn't bother me any. He, on the other hand, was freaking out. It might have had something to do with me telling him things like if you break any traffic laws, the Federales will take your truck and you'll never get it back.