What can you do with 10K in 3 months?

[BERNIE MOSFET]

No, but I've been trying to find out what your holdings are and you never have any, yet you still make money.

My investment tactics include ponzi schemes and bribery of SEC officials.

[bcoop]

A certain moderator known for shenanigans decided to have fun with my account last night. Guess you can't guess who.

I bet it was Hollywood. That troublemaker.

[BERNIE MOSFET]

Bernie Mosfet?

A certain moderator known for shenanigans decided to have fun with my account last night. Bet you can't guess who.

[bcoop]

Not that exciting, just a nice moment for me. I wrote a 45 page stock report initiating equity research coverage on a company called Aruba Networks. The WSJ just pointed out one of the points I made in the initiation... that the rest of Wall Street and Buy-Siders aren't focused on the fact that the vast majority of the company's earnings power is coming from excluding stock compensation expense. When I model in stock comp expense, the stock becomes absurdly expensive (like 80x forward year 2012 P/E). Value isn't being transferred to the owners, it's being doled out to employees. If you give me your email addy I can send you my report... it's been publicly disseminated at this point.

Exciting or not, you're a smart dude, and anything I can learn from you would be beneficial. For instance, the above is Greek to me. But now I'm going to research to figure out what the fuck you just said, thus learning something in the process (hopefully). Lmao. I'll shoot you a pm.

[Snatch Napkin]

When I go to buy something it sits in pending order limbo indefinitely. I've tried all sorts of buy orders and nothing will go through. Anyone else experiencing this?

No, but I've been trying to find out what your holdings are and you never have any, yet you still make money.

Better than JG Wentworth! It's my money and I want it NOW!

[The King]

Bernie Mosfet?

[BERNIE MOSFET]

When I go to buy something it sits in pending order limbo indefinitely. I've tried all sorts of buy orders and nothing will go through. Anyone else experiencing this?

[Broncojohnny]

Ha, which time??

Good point, this was when the world was REALLY going to end, like 2008. lol Here lately it is like those days are back on a few things, real nice prices, I may just end up dying rich if this stuff keeps up

[slow99]

Link? I'd be interested in reading it.

Not that exciting, just a nice moment for me. I wrote a 45 page stock report initiating equity research coverage on a company called Aruba Networks. The WSJ just pointed out one of the points I made in the initiation... that the rest of Wall Street and Buy-Siders aren't focused on the fact that the vast majority of the company's earnings power is coming from excluding stock compensation expense. When I model in stock comp expense, the stock becomes absurdly expensive (like 80x forward year 2012 P/E). Value isn't being transferred to the owners, it's being doled out to employees. If you give me your email addy I can send you my report... it's been publicly disseminated at this point.

[slow99]

I got some shares of GSK back when the world was ending at about $35 and the dividend yield is mighty nice these days.

Ha, which time??

[Broncojohnny]

Glaxo has 14 different classes of shares, lmao. The GLAXF is a pink sheet, the GSK is the ADR ... Use the GSK.

I got some shares of GSK back when the world was ending at about $35 and the dividend yield is mighty nice these days.

[BERNIE MOSFET]

JP Fishfucker is far more fitting.

lmao!

[bcoop]

I'll let you know when I establish my investment bank. I think I'll call it J.P. Mosfet.

JP Fishfucker is far more fitting.

[BERNIE MOSFET]

Hey Drew, want to start managing my personal finances?

I'll let you know when I establish my investment bank. I think I'll call it J.P. Mosfet.