Iran: With our missles, we can hit 34 US bases within minutes.

[Vertnut]

This just in.


North Korea says it can hit 36 United States Imperial bases within seconds of an attack....

That ass-hat couldn't find his bung hole with both hands.

[Vertnut]

I'd rain death down on them for even saying this. I'd tomahawk 20% of their military away in one attack. Mine their airfields, sink their ships, crush their bunkers. What a bunch of pussies we have running this country.

Very true. I guess about the only advantage to being an "old guy" on this board, is I lived (and voted for) Reagan and saw first-hand what it's like for the world to bow down to a badass world power. There were a few shit-talkers, but when push came to shove, the world kissed our ass.

[DON SVO]

I don't understand why we can't do what we would have done even 10 years ago, or what Israel does now... Nod our head in understanding, rub our chins like we care, all while our jets are simultaneously blowing the fuck out of every SSM/SAM site Iran operates. Fucking oil monkeys.

[jw33]

This just in.


North Korea says it can hit 36 United States Imperial bases within seconds of an attack....

[Broncojohnny]

I'd rain death down on them for even saying this. I'd tomahawk 20% of their military away in one attack. Mine their airfields, sink their ships, crush their bunkers. What a bunch of pussies we have running this country.

[Geor!]

Head Socialist In Charge...a play on HNIC, but without the racist overtones.

ahhh

Post #4 for the mothaf#@kin win...



edit: Damnit, you beat me too it...

slow typing FTMFL

ahh!

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[Baron Von Crowder]

President Ronnie would have already given that sack of monkey shit an F111 enema, just like he did Gaddafi back in '86. Our "HSIC" (Head Socialist In Charge) is too busy on his bus tour to actually take care of business. I've never seen anyone so goddamn stupid as to go on tour and brag about their failures.

HISC, sir?

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[The King]

Or, HMIC

Don't forget the "uhhh" thrown in between every 5-6 words as he stumbles over himself, and that's with a teleprompter.

[Gtracer]

HISC, sir?

Post #4 for the mothaf#@kin win...

President Ronnie would have already given that sack of monkey shit an F111 enema, just like he did Gaddafi back in '86. Our "HSIC" (Head Socialist In Charge) is too busy on his bus tour to actually take care of business. I've never seen anyone so goddamn stupid as to go on tour and brag about their failures.

edit: Damnit, you beat me too it...

slow typing FTMFL

[Vertnut]

HISC, sir?

Head Socialist In Charge...a play on HNIC, but without the racist overtones.

[Geor!]

Put our HSIC ( I kinda like that one) in front of a camera without a teleprompter and he becomes the bubling idiot that says "you know" between every pair of words.

HISC, sir?

[CJ]

meh, if they do it we should destroy them.

[BERNIE MOSFET]

So, their ballistics program and the threats they can make with them has finally caught up to 1956?

Okay.

[Crownline79]

The Iran success rate wouldn't be to high with their Chinese copies of our good shit. Of our old good shit at that.

[Vertnut]

Put our HSIC ( I kinda like that one) in front of a camera without a teleprompter and he becomes the bubling idiot that says "you know" between every pair of words.

It's a "tell" when he does that. He's searching for more bullshit to throw out there.