Fired Autozone employee

[Forever_frost]

your neighbor uses a tractor for you.


this is all i can ever picture of you. LoL

And this is all I can ever picture of you




Meanwhile, you can think of me like this:

Picture removed due to awesomeness

[sig239]

4 months in jail taught you all about the rimshot

hahahaha, good one

can sympathize.

Look at the big man with the dog with the tiny head.

[naynay]

or 30 years of making jokes of people like you?

badump, psshhh

[DallasSleeper]

why would you get mad, lord knows you werent gonna use a riding mower for anything!

*rimshot

4 months in jail taught you all about the rimshot

[naynay]

your neighbor uses a tractor for you.


this is all i can ever picture of you. LoL

[Forever_frost]

Son, I don't use riding mowers. I use tractors. Now shouldn't you be pedaling to go play with more pipe?

[naynay]

I got in trouble for chasing down someone who stole a riding mower. He loaded it up on his trailer after cutting the lock. When I asked for a receipt, he took off. I got in my truck which was still running after coming back from lunch and took off after him. Got the mower back, store didn't press charges

why would you get mad, lord knows you werent gonna use a riding mower for anything!

*rimshot

[Pro88LX]

fuck autozone. already was on the bottom of my parts store list being used only in a dire emergency. i wont be shopping there anymore.

[Forever_frost]

I got in trouble for chasing down someone who stole a riding mower. He loaded it up on his trailer after cutting the lock. When I asked for a receipt, he took off. I got in my truck which was still running after coming back from lunch and took off after him. Got the mower back, store didn't press charges

[racrguy]

did chuckle.

does agree.

[Snatch Napkin]

can sympathize.

did chuckle.

[lowthreeohz]

Medium sized tool kit. Feb of 2005, so almost there. I guess it was closer to 7 years before they found out. lol, my auditor who I get along with really well looked like he wanted to hit me for being an idiot.

can sympathize.

Damn, that was 8 years ago; Time really does fly? Wasn’t it over a torque wrench or something of that nature?

Medium sized tool kit. Feb of 2005, so almost there. I guess it was closer to 7 years before they found out. lol, my auditor who I get along with really well looked like he wanted to hit me for being an idiot.

[lowthreeohz]

Mcclean ≠ Mcclain