Oh my. How times have changed...

[Gargamel]

That cuts deep coming from a guy with self esteem so low that once he finally landed a D Team piece of ass he can't manage to shut the fuck up about it for four years.

SMURFETTE - TITS!

Add it to your count....

[racrguy]

I'm sure you'd say a lot of things, and they may be incorrect.

I'd say that you are a self important douche bag that relies on degrading others in order to feel better about himself.

But of course, I could be incorrect.

Why is it that idiots don't know they're idiots?

It's like trying to figure out how many licks it takes to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop.

The world may never know....

We have the answer for this. Three....

[Forever_frost]

http://townhall.com/tipsheet/katiepavlich/2014/03/20/colorado-school-takes-students-on-a-field-trip-to-the-shooting-range-n1812117

School officials in Pueblo County, Colorado are bucking the anti-gun trend and recently approved a field trip for middle school students to a local shooting range where they learned about gun safety and how to properly handle a firearm. The gun safety and marksman group Project Appleseed, an activity of The Revolutionary War Veterans Association, was brought in to instruct students, all of whom fired at the range with live ammunition. The trip was scheduled shortly after students learned about The Revolutionary War in their classrooms.

"We've never been allowed to bring actual real firearms into a school. Until this week. This is a very big deal. We had them touching fire arms, holding them and learning about how to handle them safely,” Appleseed Instructor Elizabeth Blackwood told KRDO.

Here is the money quote from student Jonah Statezny, who went on the trip: "I think everyone should learn how to use a gun but learn how to use it properly, and the precautions you’re supposed to take and how serious a gun really is."

The local TV station won't let me embed the video, so please click on the photo below to watch.
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This is the definition of a well rounded, quality education. Bravo Pueblo County

That cuts deep coming from a guy with self esteem so low that once he finally landed a D Team piece of ass he can't manage to shut the fuck up about it for four years.

[Gargamel]

Yes, that's what happened. I'd say you're as dumb as a box of fucking rocks, but I wouldn't want to talk badly about rocks.

I'm sure you'd say a lot of things, and they may be incorrect.

I'd say that you are a self important douche bag that relies on degrading others in order to feel better about himself.

But of course, I could be incorrect.

It's like trying to figure out how many licks it takes to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop.

The world may never know....

Dude, you seem to be obsessed with whether or not the words "tits" and "Smurfette" are in the same thread..... get over it.... the sun will rise again in the east.

Feel free to rely on your search function and internet ninja skillz to help you feel better.

Yes, that's what happened. I'd say you're as dumb as a box of fucking rocks, but I wouldn't want to talk badly about rocks.

[Gargamel]

Here's another one for ya....

TITS --- SMURFETTE

Feel free to catalog it for future reference.

[Gargamel]

God you're a fucking idiot.

Dude, you seem to be obsessed with whether or not the words "tits" and "Smurfette" are in the same thread..... get over it.... the sun will rise again in the east.

Feel free to rely on your search function and internet ninja skillz to help you feel better.

[The King]

Catfight!!

[Mach1]

Back when I worked there (96) we bounced, blew bubbles, had our shirts tight as we could under our tits and made a shit ton of money..I worked at the NRH location and there was a pregnant waitress who filed a lawsuit because of the uniform. The minute they stopped making you try on the uniform and spin before the hired you...everything fell apart

Where the hell did my wife's tits come in the conversation?

You're trying too hard.....

God you're a fucking idiot.

What does any of that have to do about her knowing that I posted a thread about it?

Nothing. You're looking at the wrong half of the bolded quote.

[Gargamel]

You can't even keep up with your own lies, huh? This isn't about me, but if you want to turn it around you're going to have to try a lot harder than that.

How is that a lie?

What does any of that have to do about her knowing (or not) that I posted a thread about it?

It coincided with the conversation here at work (about a recent experience that I had) and I started a post because I thought it was interesting.

Where the hell did my wife's tits come in the conversation? (oh yea, you brought it up...)

You're trying too hard.....

[Baron Von Crowder]

We've been through this before where you state that I do nothing but post about my wife's attributes, and you couldn't back up your accusation other than a handful of threads over thousands.

The Hooters thread yesterday was started by a conversation at work, Smurfette didn't even know it existed until she was surfing on her cell.

In fact, if there is anyone with any sort of obsession with Smurfette it would be you as you continuously demonstrate.

Sorry to disappoint you, but she kinda goes for guys that don't view women (even ones they don't like) as "cum receptacles".

But then again, that's how you roll so it shouldn't be surprising.

Smurfette and I were sitting in Hooters getting some wings a while back and the subject came up that the "visual stimuli" there has vastly decreased in quality the last decade or so.

You can't even keep up with your own lies, huh? This isn't about me, but if you want to turn it around you're going to have to try a lot harder than that. Me being jealous of your psychotic moron of a wife is laughable.