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Originally posted by svauto-erotic855
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The mean mean streets of lake highlands......
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They followed me home from the grove one night and kept eyes on me for a few days before they worked up the nerve to do something. They did not realize that I knew where they lived and their names before they had a chance to try me.Originally posted by AnthonyS View PostThe mean mean streets of lake highlands......Magnus, I am your father. You need to ask your mother about a man named Calvin Klein.Comment
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I also had a 944 Turbo and a 900rr at the time. Tricked out is a subjective term I guess.Originally posted by Broncojohnny View PostMagnus, I am your father. You need to ask your mother about a man named Calvin Klein.Comment
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You have not fucking idea how much hell I caught when that movie came out. True romance is another one my friends gave me hell over.Originally posted by jw33 View Post
Edit: Con Air tooMagnus, I am your father. You need to ask your mother about a man named Calvin Klein.Comment
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Have to give him credit, he's a creative liar.sigpicComment
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Sounds like she just wanted to see a couple of black dudes suck on each other. At least she'd get to see pics.Originally posted by svauto-erotic855 View PostWHComment
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One day SVO was chatting up Clint Eastwood. After this story, Clint penned the script to Gran Torino. He dared not use a Mustang SVO, since that would've been too obvious. It's shown here but they couldn't include the dicksucking without going X rated.
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No, it's just an out. When someone finds his 38 terabyte collection of gay pron, it will always just be the time he captured two thugs and made them play lick the brat on camera.Originally posted by Gasser64 View Post
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She could have found that with out shoving a screw driver through a mans hand. What they went through was not pretty.Originally posted by Gasser64 View Post
The funny thing is that I am still close friends with the girl. She is on her second marriage, has two daughters who are complete angels, and a husband who is completely clueless as to the type of person she really is; the type who would literally kick a coke bottle up someones ass while beating them over the head with a hickory batton and having a great time doing it. She is one of the few people I can be myself around.Magnus, I am your father. You need to ask your mother about a man named Calvin Klein.Comment
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she sounds magical. too bad it did not work out with you two.Comment
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In the case I am talking about they were bleeding, beaten, restrained, and had almost been electrocuted to death all in a 40 second window that did not include me saying a word to them. I was not much of a talker when I was younger. We dragged them inside after that.Originally posted by AnthonyS View PostLast edited by svauto-erotic855; 12-28-2017, 10:11 AM.Magnus, I am your father. You need to ask your mother about a man named Calvin Klein.Comment
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Or maybe it did work out and I just wanted to cuck another man into raising someone elses kids while I fuck his wife every few days.Originally posted by jammeejamm View PostLast edited by svauto-erotic855; 12-28-2017, 08:37 AM.Magnus, I am your father. You need to ask your mother about a man named Calvin Klein.Comment
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^^^^^^ Trump must not have had his covfefe yet because I can not make any sense of wtf he is talking about.Magnus, I am your father. You need to ask your mother about a man named Calvin Klein.Comment
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