Post your women (sexist) jokes here

[BradM]

What do you call a blonde standing on her head? A brunette.

[Baron Von Crowder]

Why do women have two sets of lips?

So they can piss and moan at the same time.

[Baron Von Crowder]

Why did the woman cross the road?

Wait, WTF is she doing out of the kitchen and who gave her those shoes?

[Baron Von Crowder]

What do you say to a woman that has two black eyes?


Nothing, you've already told her twice!

fixed.

[Mysticcobrakilla]

What do you say to a woman that has two black eyes?


Should have listened the first time!

[Buglemintoday]

Why do women have smaller feet then men?
So they can stand closer to the sink.

What do 3 million abused women do wrong each year?
They dont fuckin listen.

What is the definition of "making love" ?
Something a woman does while a guy is fucking her









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