Post your women (sexist) jokes here

[johnny--2k]

how many men does it take to open a beer?
none, it should be open by the time the bitch brings it to you.


whats the best part about a blow job?
its one of the few times you can get anything into a womans head straight.


Why are most hurricanes named after women?
when they cum they're wet and wild, when they leave they take your house and car


dog and wife both in the back yard nagging, who do you let in?
dog, at least it'll shut the fuck up


what do you know youve done wrong if your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen and nagging?
made her chain too long


how many men does it take to change a light bulb?
fuck it, let the bitch cook in the dark

[fbodyjohnny]

hahahaaaaa!!!! keep'em comin

[threefortytwo]

Hi-jacked from the www:

Want to hear a funny joke?
Women's rights

How do you know when it's time to get a new dishwasher?
When the old one starts saying, "do your share!"

Why did God make woman last?
He didn't want someone telling him what to do.

Why don't women go to the moon?
It hasn't needed any cleaning yet.

What's the difference between a battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive side.

[Spritle]

Definition of a woman: Vaginal life support

[Rreemo]

What do you say to a woman that has two black eyes?


Should have listened the first time!

..nothing she ain't already heard at least twice!

[openroadracer]

why do women have legs?
so their feet don't smell like pussy.

[Rotortrash]

Why do Brides always smile?

They know they've given their last blow-job.


What's the cure for sex addiction?

Wedding Cake.


Why did we invent the shopping cart?

To teach women to walk on their hind legs.


Why did cavemen drag their women by the hair?

If they drug them by their feet, they filled up with dirt.



Last but not least, a statement;

If God had meant for women to be pilots, it wouldn't be a cockpit, it would be a boxoffice.:shock:

[jdgregory84]

What's the first thing a woman should do after leaving the womens abuse shelter?

Get back in the kitchen if she knows what's good for her.

Why did God make women?

You think he's gonna do his own laundry?

What's the difference between a woman and a catfish?

One's a bottom-feeding scum sucker, the other is a fish.

[SNEAKY]

woman who put man in doghouse
soon find him in cat house

[SNEAKY]

why do brides wear white?

so your dishwasher matches your stove and refrigerator.

[S_K]

What do you do when your wife loses her watch?

Nothing - there's a clock on the stove.

[SlowLX]

How come women can't drive?
Because there's no road between the kitchen and the bedroom.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
None, feminists can't change anything.

[Buglemintoday]

Why did the feminist cross the road?

To suck my cock

[clevelandkid]

What's worse than a male chauvinistic pig?

A bitch that can't cook or do laundry.



What do you call the useless piece of skin around the vagina?

A woman.

[4EyedTurd]

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver?


Cause she was a woman.


If a tree falls on a woman and no one is around to hear it.......what was she doing out of the kitchen?