You need a "Girlfriend"!

[Steve]

LMAO!

[roliath]

is your gif real? looks real fake, if i saw a spider jumped on my foot i'd lose my shit.

[Z06killinsbf]

Nice, they must also sell wives.

[80coupe]

lolz

[scootro]

an then you marry the bitch!

[Venix]

dude, that spider in your .gif is OMFG. I would literally just die and prob shoot my foot.

[99Shestang]

OMG... I love this! Thanks for the laugh!

[oh1bullitt]

Greatness. GIF is crazy shit though. I wouldn't need the toilet anymore. My pants would be soaking up everything.

[V8tt]

It's wierd how many dudes are actually afraid of spiders. Not trying to be a tough guy here...they freak me the fuck out and always have even as a child. Now snakes...not the least bit scared of. But bring in a big wolf spider or a tarantula and I turn into a little girl trying to quickly leave the immediate area.


edit: after watching the .gif the third time around to see if it was faked...i noticed a smaller (yet extremely fuckin large) spider come out from under the seat in the back.

[Steve]

It's wierd how many dudes are actually afraid of spiders. Not trying to be a tough guy here...they freak me the fuck out and always have even as a child. Now snakes...not the least bit scared of. But bring in a big wolf spider or a tarantula and I turn into a little girl trying to quickly leave the immediate area.


edit: after watching the .gif the third time around to see if it was faked...i noticed a smaller (yet extremely fuckin large) spider come out from under the seat in the back.

LOL, at least you are honest about it. Just imagine if you were a chick and sat down without looking. Eeeek!

[Craizie]

It's wierd how many dudes are actually afraid of spiders. Not trying to be a tough guy here...they freak me the fuck out and always have even as a child. Now snakes...not the least bit scared of. But bring in a big wolf spider or a tarantula and I turn into a little girl trying to quickly leave the immediate area.


edit: after watching the .gif the third time around to see if it was faked...i noticed a smaller (yet extremely fuckin large) spider come out from under the seat in the back.

Spiders are about the only thing that scares me. Large spiders, in general, don't frighten me. I can see them, see what they are doing, and where they are going. It's the small bastards that get to me. Creepy fucks.

[Junioropolous07]

Spiders are about the only thing that scares me. Large spiders, in general, don't frighten me. I can see them, see what they are doing, and where they are going. It's the small bastards that get to me. Creepy fucks.

LOL imagine a camel spider running after you.

[Ratt]

Spiders are about the only thing that scares me. Large spiders, in general, don't frighten me. I can see them, see what they are doing, and where they are going. It's the small bastards that get to me. Creepy fucks.

This.

[JC316]

It's wierd how many dudes are actually afraid of spiders. Not trying to be a tough guy here...they freak me the fuck out and always have even as a child. Now snakes...not the least bit scared of. But bring in a big wolf spider or a tarantula and I turn into a little girl trying to quickly leave the immediate area.


edit: after watching the .gif the third time around to see if it was faked...i noticed a smaller (yet extremely fuckin large) spider come out from under the seat in the back.

+1. Snakes, rats, roaches, scorpions, sharks, etc don't bug me, but I am scared shitless of spiders. Had a big wolf spider run behind my desk right as I was fixing to go to sleep, no way was I closing my eyes knowing that he was lurking back there, so I had to tear my desk out at 4am to kill it.

[V8tt]

Spiders are about the only thing that scares me. Large spiders, in general, don't frighten me. I can see them, see what they are doing, and where they are going. It's the small bastards that get to me. Creepy fucks.

That's wierd to me. Not calling you wierd...just saying the small v. big spiders. The small ones do nothing for me. It's those big scary motherfuckers that make my brains get all scrambled and my body start perspiring.

As far as the mention of camel spiders above...fuck that shit. I would spend the war with poop in my cammies and tear soaked sand in my eyes.