Yet another reason dogs are better than cats

[CRASH]

My cat would have killed both of your cats and came over to you to be petted and fed French fries.

A-OKAY with me !!

[Z06killinsbf]

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[DON SVO]

What is it with cats and french fries? Every badass cat I've known fucking LOVED french fries.

French fries, popcorn, crunchy tacos (yes he ate the shell), Chocolate chip ice cream, corn dogs, hamburgers were a favorite.

He also licked 1/3rd of the icing off my sister's 1/2 sheet birthday cake in less than 90 seconds.

[DON SVO]

A-OKAY with me !!

As long as you petted him, he'd realize his actions were good and he would do it again. Good kitty... good kitty...

[SS Junk]

Chris was a badass feline.

We had a Siamese runt of the litter who had no fear of chasing cats off her "territory" which was the entire cul de sac we lived in. Most memorable experience was a bird stuck in our garage. I opened the garage door, bird flew out, cat was just behind it and took a swipe at it. She missed, but I can still remember her jumping to what looked like 3' in the air with ninja-like precision. She was a fighter more than a killer. Had many nicks in her ears. My mom had her declawed shortly before we moved to another neighborhood. When in the new neighborhood she went out and got her ass beat nearly to death. Never again would she step outside unless I was with her. Really sad to see.

[threefortytwo]

Skip it.

Fixed.

[YALE]

Rat Terriers are as good as it gets. If you're lucky enough in this life to have owned one, you're lucky enough.

[beaner72]

my aunt had one that liked to take a shit up against the wall and hold it there untill it stuck. true story.

[Z06killinsbf]

Fixed.

Meh, true.

He had a better one I was listening to on Pandora but couldn't find it.

[bcoop]

Rat Terriers are as good as it gets. If you're lucky enough in this life to have owned one, you're lucky enough.

Great rodent dogs, and great companions. But worthless for protecting the house. My grandfather used to breed them. Smart little bastards. But that's my issue with them. They're little bastards.