Epic sorority girl email rant - read by Alison Haslip

[momo]

I knew a badass broad that went to MD when I lived in PA. I should see if she has an in with these chicks, and can get us some NUDE PICTURES/VIDEOS.

ftfy!

[YALE]

ftfy!

You've met me. You know I'm not that good.

[grove rat]

first world problems

[CexMashean]

Ugly and bitchy, not a good combo.

[95ragtop]

That put a smile on my face.

[Slowhand]

first world problems

[Roscoe]

Say what you want, but I just went from 6 to midnight....

<-- referring to gal in video, not gal that wrote email...

[Frank]

must...FAP...now.

Damn, that was hot.

[scootro]

spoiled bitch

[talisman]

I want to see a video of Parker Posey reading it.

[32vfromhell]

i find that rant hilarious and incredibly refreshing. she called out her entire sorority for doing stupid shit, and had zero problems saying it.

[JP135]

she called out her entire sorority for doing stupid shit, and had zero problems saying it.

Yes, but she is, herself, an overly dramatic snotty sorority bitch who is also doing stupid shit by thinking a damned bit of her phony-baloney Greek rented-buddy lifestyle matters here in the real world. It's a wash.

[Unicorn Jeff]

Eh bitchy or not I'd fuck her.

[Jmd]

that shit is funny. sounds like she needs some serious D and isnt getting it.

[talisman]

that shit is funny. sounds like she needs some serious D and isnt getting it.

I'd love to nail that chick. She would tell you all the dirty things exactly how she wanted them. Any chick with a mouth like that has to be a fun uninhibited lay.